Unbelievable Kirkinca Houses: Your Sirince, Turkey Dream Awaits!
Unbelievable Kirkinca Houses: My Sirince Dream (Almost) Come True! - A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or maybe the Turkish coffee – more on that delightful brew later) on Unbelievable Kirkinca Houses in the incredibly charming village of Sirince, Turkey. This place… well, it's a rollercoaster. And I’m here to give you the real lowdown, not some polished, PR-approved version. Get ready for some honest, messy, and hopefully hilarious insights.
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(Accessibility - The First Hurdle…)
Alright, first things first, let’s talk accessibility. This is where things get… tricky. Wheelchair accessible? Nope. Not really. Sirince itself is built on a hillside, and the whole village feels like a series of steps. The hotel does have an elevator (a lifesaver, honestly!), but navigating the cobblestone streets with mobility issues would be a nightmare. Facilities for disabled guests: Listed as "Yes" but I'd say it requires a VERY low mobility rating. Keep this in mind if you’re not agile - you'll be doing a LOT of steps.
(Internet - Prayers Answered! Mostly…)
Thank the Wi-Fi gods! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Wi-Fi in public areas! Seriously, THANK YOU. Because let's be honest, a vacation without Instagramming your perfectly plated breakfast just isn’t a vacation. The Internet [LAN] option is there too, for the old schoolers. And the speed? Surprisingly decent, at least when I was there. I even managed to do a video call with my mum (bless her heart) without too much buffering. Internet access, Internet services: all good.
(Cleanliness and Safety - A New World Order?)
Okay, post-pandemic, we’re all hyper-aware of cleanliness. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: The list goes on and on! They really took it seriously, which I appreciated. Room sanitization opt-out available: I opted in. Better safe than sorry, right? Hot water linen and laundry washing: Absolutely essential.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking - Food Glorious Food!)
Here’s where Unbelievable Kirkinca Houses really shines. Okay, maybe not shines, but it definitely flickers prettily!
Restaurants: Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Yes, yes, and YES!
The breakfast…oh, the breakfast. Let me tell you, that Turkish breakfast? Chefs kiss! Asian breakfast was on offer too, which seemed a little… odd, but hey, options! The Buffet in restaurant was plentiful and fresh. Seriously, every morning I was faced with a spread of cheeses I had never even dreamed of, olives that practically sang to you, and the most glorious bread you've ever tasted in your life. I’m drooling just thinking about it. And the coffee… Coffee/tea in restaurant: Turkish coffee! Thick, strong, and utterly addictive. Just be careful of the grounds at the bottom!
Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver, especially on a sleepy afternoon when you just don’t want to move. The Bottle of water was a nice touch too.
The Poolside Bar: The vibe here is pure, unadulterated relaxation. Happy hour? Yes, with cocktails that are strong, sweet, and perfect for lounging by the pool.
Alternative meal arrangement: Available - a good thing. I was a little skeptical about the international options, but I'm a pretty open-minded diner, so I gave the Asian cuisine in restaurant a go one night. It was surprisingly delicious.
(Things to do, Ways to Relax - Spa Day, Anyone?)
This is where the 'Unbelievable' starts to kick in. They have a proper spa!
Spa/sauna, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Oh, it's all there. Yes, yes, and more yes!
The Pool with a View: Absolutely breathtaking. You're perched on the hillside, looking out over the stunning Sirince scenery. The only downside? It got busy. Finding a sun lounger can feel like a competitive sport.
The Massage: Oh, the massage. I booked one, and it was… heavenly. The masseuse worked out knots I didn't even know I had. My shoulders felt like they’d been given a proper holiday. I almost fell asleep. Almost.
The Sauna/Steamroom: Excellent for a pre-massage wind-down. All the usual spa trappings, which is just lovely.
(Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Matter)
They’ve thought of pretty much everything.
- Services, concierge, currency exchange, daily housekeeping, doorman, dry cleaning, elevator, ironing service, laundry service, luggage storage, safety deposit boxes, taxi service: standard stuff, all done well. Facilities for disabled guests: As I've mentioned, it's not great, but the elevator is a godsend.
- Business facilities, meeting/banquet facilities, meetings, meeting stationery, seminars: If you’re planning a business trip (which, let’s be honest, is never as fun as a proper holiday), they’ve got you covered. Invoice provided: Always appreciated.
- Cash withdrawal, convenience store, gift/souvenir shop: Convenient for the forgetful (like me).
- Air conditioning in public area (And All Rooms!): A must in the Turkish heat!
- For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids meal, They seem totally geared up for families.
(Available in All Rooms - The Nitty Gritty)
Okay, let’s dive into the rooms. Be warned, I'm a picky person, so I'm going to nitpick.
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Daily housekeeping: Standard and appreciated.
- Bathrobes, Slippers: Always a nice touch!
- Bathroom phone: Did I use it? No. Was it cool that it was there? Yes.
- Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub: Some of the rooms have both! Luxury.
- Blackout curtains: Essential for a good night's sleep after stuffing your face with Turkish breakfast.
- Closet: Plenty of storage space.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Yes! The tea selection was good. The coffee maker was… well, it got me my much needed caffeine.
- Desk, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace: If you must work, you can.
- Extra long bed: Needed!
- Free bottled water: Always welcomed.
- Hair dryer: Thank heavens.
- High floor, Window that opens: Some of the rooms have amazing views. Ask for one!
- In-room safe box: Peace of mind.
- Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless: Fast.
- Linens, Towels: Clean, fresh, and fluffy.
- Mini bar, Refrigerator: Handy for storing those leftovers from the buffet.
- Mirror: Essential for selfies.
- Non-smoking, Rooms, Couple's Room: Phew.
- On-demand movies: Nice touch, but honestly, with Sirince on my doorstep, who has time for a movie?
- Private bathroom, Toiletries: Fine. Not mind-blowing, but perfectly adequate.
- Reading light, Scale: Again, a bit of a "nice to have."
- Satellite/cable channels, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone: All present and accounted for.
- Seating area, Sofa: Nice place to relax.
- Shower, Additional toilet: Sometimes a separate loo is needed!
- Smoke detector, Socket near the bed: Essential for charging your phone. *
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on the gloriously messy, utterly imperfect, and occasionally wine-soaked adventure that is my itinerary for Kirkinca Houses in Şirince, Turkey. Prepare for feelings. And probably some regret on my part for not packing more stretchy pants.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Olive Oil Debacle (and a side of "OMG It's SO Cute")
- Morning (7:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Ugh, the flight. Let's just say budget airlines and tiny seats do not agree with my back. Made it though – touched down in Izmir! The air smells of… well, I don't know what, but it's definitely not the stale air of the plane. My soul breathed a sigh of relief. Uber (thank GOD for Ubers). Destination: Şirince! The drive… well, it felt like ages, but it's beautiful. Rolling hills, olive groves shimmering in the sun. Insta-worthy, people. Prepare yourselves.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Arrive at Kirkinca Houses. Picture this: A cluster of charming, rustic houses spilling down a hillside. Cobblestone streets. Cats, everywhere. My heart actually squeezed. It's even more charming than the photos! Checked in feeling like I'd wandered into a fairy tale. Except… the room. Tiny. Charming, yes, but tiny. And the air-con? Let's just say it might have been on the fritz. sigh.
- The Olive Oil Debacle: Immediately upon arrival, I decided to go for the "authentic experience." Found a shop selling local olive oil. The owner, a woman with eyes that crinkled at the corners, practically demanded I try it. Tried it. Bought a bottle the size of my head (because, you know, "it's the best!"). Turns out, I am not an olive oil aficionado. It’s… earthy. Aggressive. I’m now nursing a small, internal crisis about what to do with 3 liters of olive oil that tastes like grass.
- Evening (4:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Wandered the village. Got hopelessly lost three times, which is a personal best. Finally finding my way back to the main square. Dinner at a restaurant called "Şirince Terrace." Amazing view, terrible service (but, hey, it's Turkey!). Tried the local wine. Drank way too much of it. Ended up having a philosophical debate with a stray cat about the meaning of life. I think he won. Passed out in bed… and woke up a few hours later, with a pounding headache, trying to remember where I’d put my phone. 😬
Day 2: Ephesus & The Lost Art of Bargaining (and a major coffee addiction)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): The headache, folks. The headache. Needed coffee. Needed it bad. Found a tiny cafe run by a grumpy old man who definitely didn't speak English. Managed to mime my way to a Turkish coffee. It was strong. And grainy. And I loved it. Fuelled up, I'm ready to take on Ephesus. (Uber to Ephesus, because public transport is not my forte.)
- Ephesus: Mind. Blown. Honestly, seeing those ruins is like travelling back in time. The library of Celsus? The amphitheater? Epic. But the crowds! An absolute nightmare. I swear there was a tour group following me around, whispering in different languages. Took approximately three million photos. Sweat. A lot. Was so overwhelmed at one point, I just sat on a crumbling stone and ate a pomegranate.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Back to Şirince. Time for some souvenir shopping! This is where the bargaining skills should have kicked in. You know, the confident demands. The charming haggling. Instead, I turned into a blithering idiot, got talked into buying a hand-painted ceramic plate that is way overpriced BUT the seller was just so nice, and how could I say no? Also bought a tiny, ridiculously fluffy hat. Regret? Maybe a little. But it’s cute!
- Evening (5:00 PM - 10:00 PM): Found a little wine shop. The owner was playing traditional Turkish music. Sat outside. Ordered a bottle. Spoke to a local guy about the best kebab spot in town (apparently, I was missing out). He was also a terrible flirt, though, so I'm not sure if I fully trust his recommendations. Dinner at the recommended kebab place and oh. My. Goodness. The best kebab I've ever had. Seriously considering extending my trip just to eat more of it. Walked back to Kirkinca Houses, humming a Turkish tune, and felt… happy. Even the tiny room seemed okay.
Day 3: The Şirince Market & The Great Escape (and a whole lot of Lemon Cologne)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Woke up with a renewed sense of purpose. Today: The Market. Armed with a small arsenal of local currency, a vague plan to find presents, and a newfound determination to bargain!
- The Market: Oh. My. Word. Spices piled high. Leather goods. Jewellery. Carpets. The smells! The colours! I was in sensory overload heaven. Attempted to haggle for a scarf. Actually managed to knock the price down by a whole two lira. Victory! (small, but still). Also bought a ton of lemon cologne: so refreshing in the heat! The vendor, again, totally sweet.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Tried the Şirince ice cream (I'm addicted). Wandered around, took in the views. Contemplated buying a carpet (but my bank account wisely stopped me). Realized I was due to leave in… a few hours. Panic set in. Did I see everything? Eat all the things? Buy enough souvenirs?
- The Great Escape: Said goodbye to the charming, slightly-too-small room and Kirkinca Houses. Uber back to Izmir Airport. The drive… felt shorter. Maybe I was getting used to it.
- Evening (4:00 PM - Until the end): Boarding the flight. Looking forward to getting home, to seeing my cat, and to the thought of never seeing another olive oil bottle. But also… I’m sad to leave. Şirince, you beautiful, chaotic, utterly enchanting place. I’ll be back. (Once I've stopped smelling like lemon cologne and gotten over the lingering heartbreak of the olive oil).
Overall Impressions:
- Best Thing: The overwhelming, beautiful charm of Şirince. The feeling that you're in a place untouched.
- Worst Thing: The tiny room (seriously, guys. Upgrade.) and my awful bargaining skills.
- Would I Go Back? Absolutely. And next time, I'm bringing bigger luggage… and maybe a book on how to haggle?
This is just a starting point, of course. Your experience will, I'm sure, be similarly messy, funny, and packed with delightful imperfections. Enjoy! And don't forget the sunscreen. You'll need it.
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Unbelievable Kirkinca Houses: Your Sirince, Turkey Dreams (and Nightmares!) Awaits!
Okay, spill. Are these Kirkinca houses in Sirince actually as dreamy as they look in the photos? Because honestly, Instagram is a LIE half the time.
Alright, buckle up, Buttercup, because the truth? It's a mixed bag. The aesthetic? Stunning. Think pastel-colored everything, bougainvillea spilling over balconies, and the promise of a perfectly curated life. And yes, some days I felt like I *was* living in an Instagram post. Remember that shot of me on that balcony? Perfect lighting, wine glass in hand, looking all sophisticated? Yeah, that took about twenty tries. And the wind almost blew my wine right into the olive tree below.
But... there's also the "authentic" charm, which is code for "slightly run-down." That charming cobblestone street? Tripped over it twice. The "rustic" bathroom? Let's just say the water pressure was... a character. And the "charming" sounds of the neighborhood at 5 AM? Roosters. Endless, infernal roosters. So, yes, dreamy. But be prepared for a little grit with your Instagram filters. It's part of the charm, I guess?
What's the actual *experience* of staying in one of these houses like? Beyond the pretty pictures...
Okay, here’s where it gets real. I booked this place, saw the photos, and basically thought I'd stepped into a fairytale. The first few hours? Magical. I explored the winding streets, had Turkish coffee on a tiny balcony overlooking the valley. Ate fresh figs. Felt… blissed out.
Then came the first night. It gets dark. Really dark. And isolating. The wooden floors creaked like the ghosts of Ottoman sultans were having a party. And then the aforementioned roosters started. Seriously, at one point I considered going full Chicken Run on them. I had to go to the store at midnight to buy earplugs. And a flashlight. And maybe a stiff drink before bed. And after the third night, the novelty wore off. I was craving WiFi, a decent shower (!), and something other than that weird, spicy sausage they serve for breakfast. (I think that was a bad experience, because I’m *still* dreaming of that sausage.)
But, look, it wasn't *all* bad. The views from my balcony were breathtaking. I met some lovely people. And by the end of my trip, I'd actually started to embrace the chaos. It's definitely a rollercoaster, let me tell you that.
Tell me about the location. How easy is it to get around, and what's nearby?
Sirince itself is tiny. Like, you could walk across it in fifteen minutes. Which is amazing, because you can stumble out of your house, grab a simit (sesame bread – SO good!), and be exploring the village in minutes. You'll never get lost. That I swear.
Getting *to* Sirince is where it gets fun! You're likely flying into Izmir and then either renting a car (which is fine, but the roads can be a bit… intimate) or taking a taxi or dolmuş (shared minibus). The dolmuş is cheap and cheerful, but be prepared for some *interesting* driving styles. Think Formula One meets Turkish traffic. And get ready to practice your "Teşekkür ederim" (thank you) because you’ll be saying it a LOT!
Nearby? Ephesus is a must-see. Holy moly, that's some ancient history right there! Also, the town of Selçuk is a short dolmuş ride away and offers more restaurants, shops, and, you know, actual grocery stores (Sirince's options are a bit limited). Be prepared to haggle! Everyone wants to charge tourist prices. Don't be shy!
What kind of amenities can I expect? (WiFi? Heating? Running water that doesn't decide to take a nap?)
Okay, this is crucial! Read the listings *carefully*. Don't just look at the pretty pictures. Amenities vary WILDLY. Some places are basically luxury villas with all the bells and whistles. Others? Well, let's just say they lean into the "rustic" a bit more.
WiFi: Pray. Seriously, pray. Some places have it, some places lie about it. It can be spotty at best, nonexistent at worst. My advice? Get a local SIM card with data. You'll thank me later. Trust me on this! And download some Netflix shows before you get there! My first night with a dead phone and no internet on the middle of nowhere? I was so bored I almost went crazy and started talking to the cockroaches.
Heating: Crucial, depending on the time of year. The nights can get chilly even in spring/fall. Most places have some form of heating (wood-burning stoves, electric heaters, etc.), but double-check. My place had a space heater that sound like a jet engine. But it kept me warm.
Running Water: Again, read reviews! Water pressure can be… erratic. Hot water? Could be a precious commodity. I had one shower experience where the hot water did not exist and another where it just disappeared for the last 5 minutes of my shower. Remember to pack a washcloth and a bar of soap for back-up!
Food! Food! Food! What's the food situation? Don't tell me it's all cheesy, sugary wine... although…
Okay, let’s talk about the *most* important thing: FOOD. Yes, you will have plenty of that famous Sirince wine (that can be a little cloying, truth be told, so I'm not *that* into it), but there's so much more.
Breakfast: Turkish breakfast is legendary. Think fresh bread, olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, jams, cheeses, eggs… it's an absolute feast. Some places will offer breakfast, some won't. Check the listing (again!).
Dinner/Lunch: Sirince has a surprising number of restaurants, serving everything from traditional Turkish kebabs and mezes (small plates) to… well, slightly touristy variations on Turkish food. Look for places that feel popular with locals. And for heaven's sake, try the gözleme (savory Turkish pancakes)!
The Wine: Yes, there’s the Sirince wine, which is generally sweet and fruity. But try to find some local dry reds if you can. And don't skip the Turkish coffee.
My Food Anecdote: I somehow managed to find this tiny, unassuming place off the main street. It was run by a little old lady (who I'm convinced was a wizard disguised as a grandma) and her daughter. The food? The best food I had in Turkey. Simple, fresh, bursting with flavor. I had the best manti (Turkish dumplings) of my entire life. I went back three times.
