Unbelievable D'Valley View Lembang: Your Dream Bandung Getaway Awaits!
Unbelievable D'Valley View Lembang: My Bandung Paradise…With a Few Hiccups
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – the lemongrass tea, naturally – on my recent stay at Unbelievable D'Valley View Lembang. Now, the name? A little… enthusiastic, wouldn't you say? But honestly? They're not wrong. This place? It's pretty darn close to paradise. Or, you know, a slightly imperfect, wonderfully Indonesian version of it.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Yet Promising
Okay, let's get the practical stuff out of the way first. D'Valley View attempts accessibility. There's an elevator (thank goodness, because those views are worth the climb!) and they claim to have facilities for disabled guests. But here's a heads-up: I noticed some areas, like the pathways to the pool, might be a little tricky for a wheelchair. They need to iron out some details here. While the intention is clearly there, they could definitely improve on actual implementation. More ramps, wider doors… you get the picture. It's a work in progress, but the effort is appreciated.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: TBD (To Be Determined) I didn't see anything explicitly labeled as fully accessible, and there's a definite need for improved signage. More clarification needed for sure.
Internet Access (Because Let's Be Real, We Need Our Fix!)
They've got it. Praise be! Wi-Fi, free in every room (WOO-HOO!), and even LAN connections if you're old-school like me and want a stable connection. Signal strength was pretty solid throughout the property, which is a HUGE win. Let's be honest; a slow Wi-Fi connection can unravel even the most serene spa experience. That's how serious I take connectivity!
Things to Do and Ways to RELAX (Because, Hello Vacay!)
Oh. My. Goodness. The "ways to relax" list is basically a novel. Let me get comfy…okay, here goes… 🤤
- Spa Heaven: Body scrubs, body wraps, massages… the works. I indulged in a Balinese massage that left my muscles feeling like they'd been kissed by angels. Seriously. Forget all my stresses in life…gone! It was bliss. The spa itself is gorgeous, with a tranquil atmosphere. The masseuse was amazing (she was a master of pressure points) I wanted to stay in that room forever.
- Pool with a View: The outdoor pool. The infinity pool. The epic pool! You're practically swimming in the clouds. The view over the valley is breathtaking, especially at sunset. Just make sure you snag a sun lounger early, because they're prime real estate! The water was wonderfully cool and I found myself wanting to live in it.
- Fitness Center/Gym/Fitness: I did try to hit the treadmill. The gym itself is fine, nothing fancy. But after all those amazing meals? Necessary evil.
- Sauna/Spa/Steamroom: Sadly, I didn't have time to hit the sauna, because it's on my list next time!
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Conscious Crusaders!
Look, let's face it, we're all a little paranoid these days. D'Valley View is doing its best. They've got hand sanitizer everywhere, staff wear face masks, and they seem to take extra precautions to sanitise. They have all the good stuff:
- Anti-viral cleaning products
- Daily disinfection in common areas
- Hand sanitizer
- Individually-wrapped food options
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter
- Room sanitization between stays
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
- Staff trained in safety protocol
Dining, Drinking and Snacking: My Stomach (and My Soul) is Happy!
Okay, so the dining situation is… complicated. Let's start with the good:
- Breakfast Buffet: The buffet is AWESOME. The spread is insane. The Asian breakfast, the Western breakfast, the pastries, the omelets… I could have honestly stayed there all morning. I'm serious; maybe even every morning. I think I actually gained five pounds in two days, but absolutely worth it.
- Restaurants: There are multiple restaurants, offering a range of cuisine. I mostly stuck to the Indonesian dishes, which were fantastic. The prices are pretty reasonable, too.
- Poolside Bar: Perfect for cocktails while you stare endlessly at the view (which I did) or the pool (which I also did). The Mai Tais are dangerously delicious!
- Room Service: 24-hour service? Absolutely, yes.
Now, the bad… or rather, the slightly inconvenient. It seems some of the restaurants have limited hours or are sometimes closed for private events. So, plan ahead if you have your heart set on something specific.
Dining Experience - My First Meal: A Hilarious Disaster!
The first night, I went to the main restaurant. Ordering was a bit of a struggle, because my Bahasa Indonesia isn't exactly stellar, and the staff's English, while enthusiastic, wasn't perfect. I ended up ordering something I thought was a spicy noodle dish, and was delivered a plate of… chicken feet. And they were staring back at me, like, "Are you going to eat us?" I tried. I really did. But it was a cultural experience I wasn't quite prepared for. We laughed about it for days. The staff, bless their hearts, were mortified and insisted on bringing me a replacement dish. Lesson learned: maybe point at the menu.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Make a Difference
They've got all the usual suspects: Concierge, daily housekeeping, laundry service, etc. The staff are friendly, helpful, and always willing to go the extra mile. I particularly appreciated the:
- Air conditioning in public area
- Cash withdrawal
- Contactless check-in/out
- Currency exchange
- Elevator
- Facilities for disabled guests
- Food delivery
- Luggage storage
- Safety deposit boxes
- Wi-Fi for special events
For the Kids (and the Kid in You!)
I don't have kids, but I saw plenty of happy families. They’ve got a babysitting service. It looked like it was family/child friendly.
Rooms: Our Cozy Haven (And the Little Quirks!)
My room was lovely. It was spacious, clean, and comfortable. The bed was like a giant, fluffy cloud. Definitely a plus! The bathrooms were nice, with the usual amenities (bathrobes, toiletries, etc.). They provide all the basic needs you require.
Now, the "quirks":
- The View: Unbelievable? Yes. I kept opening my window to stare at it. Sometimes I think I was more excited about the view than the room.
- The Shower Pressure: It's a little… gentle. Definitely not a power shower!
- The Closet: The closet was a little on the small side. Not a deal-breaker, but if you're bringing a ton of outfits, might be a challenge.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy!
Taxis are readily available (and cheap!).
In Conclusion: Go. Just Go.
Look, Unbelievable D'Valley View Lembang isn't perfect. But it's close. The views are incredible, the spa is divine, the food is generally delicious, and the staff is genuinely lovely. Yes, there are a few things that could be improved (accessibility, tighter restaurant schedules), but don't let those little things hold you back. If you're looking for a relaxing getaway in Bandung, a place to reconnect with yourself (and the world), then book your stay. You won't regret it. Just… maybe learn a few basic Indonesian phrases first. And maybe order the chicken before the feet.
Escape to Paradise: Riad Zineb's Marrakech Magic Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's polished travel itinerary. This is the raw, messy, and gloriously imperfect account of my… adventure… at D'Valley View Lembang Mitra RedDoorz in Bandung, Indonesia. And let me tell you, it was a ride.
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of the Mini-Bar
14:00 - Arrive at Husein Sastranegara International Airport, Bandung. Okay first things first, the airport? Surprisingly… chill. No screaming mobs, just a gentle hum of activity. Which made me immediately suspicious. Like, where’s the chaos I was promised?
14:30 - Taxi to D'Valley View Lembang. The taxi driver? A smooth talker, weaving through the Bandung traffic like he was born on a scooter. He tried to sell me some "special" coffee. I politely declined, mainly because I was already running on the fumes of three double espressos I'd pre-guzzled.
15:30 - Check In & Room Reconnaissance. The hotel? A bit… tired. Not dumpy, just… experienced. The room had a view, which was a plus. The mini-bar, however, was a source of immediate and profound existential dread. The prices! A tiny bag of chips for what felt like the equivalent of a kidney! I swear, I spent a good twenty minutes debating the moral implications of bringing my own snacks. Eventually, common sense prevailed. I had smuggled a stash of cookies. Victory!
16:00 - Exploring the Hotel Complex. Wandered around, feeling a bit like a lost puppy. The pool looked inviting. The little cafe was… well, it existed. Mostly I was just trying to get my bearings. Everything was a bit… faded. Like a memory of a good time.
17:00 - The Tea Ceremony (or Attempt Thereof). I'd read about Indonesian tea ceremonies. Picture this: me, zen, sipping delicate tea, communing with nature. Reality check: Turns out, the "ceremony" involved me fumbling with a teapot, burning my tongue on the tea, and accidentally knocking over a small orchid. The orchid may or may not have been harmed. My zen level plummeted. This was a disaster of epic proportions.
18:00 - Sunsets. The only thing that actually works. Sat outside enjoying the weather and watching the sunset. And I have to admit it – breathtaking. The only un-messed up thing about the hotel.
19:00 - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant. The menu was ambitious. The execution… less so. I ordered chicken satay. The peanut sauce was good, the chicken? Well, let's just say it had a distinct "I've seen better days" quality. Ate it anyway, because I was starving.
20:00 - Sleep. Bed was fine. Room was quiet. Slept like a log.
Day 2: Farmhouse Lembang & The Pursuit of Happiness (and Good Coffee)
08:00 - Breakfast: Breakfast? Included, but… basic. Think toast that’s seen better days, some mystery fruit, and coffee that tasted like… regret. I swear, finding good coffee in this place was going to be my white whale.
09:00 - Taxi to Farmhouse Lembang. Farmhouse Lembang! I’d seen the pictures. Instagram heaven! (Or so I’d hoped) The taxi ride was… long. The traffic in Bandung is a beast. Finally, finally arrived!
10:00 - Farmhouse Fiasco. Okay, Farmhouse. First impressions: crowded. Like, shoulder-to-shoulder crowded. And, let me tell you, the whole place smelled… well, let's just say the farm animals were enthusiastically present. The Hobbit-themed cottages? Cute. The food? Overpriced and underwhelming. The "posing with animals" photo ops? Infuriatingly long queues and a distinct lack of actual animals (they were probably hiding from the crowds). I took ONE picture with a sheep. Because Instagram. I was not feeling the joy.
12:00 - Seeking Caffeine Salvation. The coffee hunt continued! Went to some local cafe, in the town nearby, for a flat white. Finally, REAL coffee! It was like a tiny, caffeinated miracle. (Small victory in my epic journey)
13:00 - Lunch. Found a small warung (local eatery). The food was spicy, flavorful, and dirt cheap. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. The best food I'd had all trip.
14:00 - Exploring Lembang. Wandered around Lembang in the sun. Found a few hidden gems, like a lovely local art gallery. Spent a couple of hours, feeling the place for a second.
17:00 - Back to the Hotel. Resting. The fatigue was settling in.
19:00 - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant. Ate whatever I had. Ate it fast.
20:00 - Attempt to watch a movie. Fell asleep.
Day 3: The Waterpark and the Reality of Departure
08:00 - More Breakfast, More Regret. The breakfast was the same. I was seriously considering smuggling my own eggs in.
09:00 - The Waterpark Adventure. There was a waterpark nearby. Decided to bravely face my fears. It was… loud. And crowded. And the water was… well, let’s just say I wouldn’t drink it. But! The slides were fun. I screamed like a child. Good for the soul. Also, I realized my swimsuit was about 10 years old.
12:00 - Lunch at a local cafe. Delicious. I ordered two portions.
13:00 - Packing (and Existential Dread Redux). Ugh, always the worst part. Packing always brings me back to the very beginning.
14:00 - Check Out. Goodbye, D'Valley View! You were… an experience. You were not the most picturesque place, but you were an experience, and I leave with a few stories.
14.30 - Heading to the airport. Final taxi ride. Looking back at the city, and feeling a strange sense of… fondness.
16:00 - Airport. Waiting. Thinking.
18:00 - Flying Home. Reflecting on trip.
Final Thoughts (and Absolute Chaos):
So, was it perfect? Absolutely not. Did I experience a lot of small problems? Yes. Did I find the perfect moments? Yes. Did I have moments where I questioned my life choices? Multiple. But that’s the beauty of travel, right? It's not about the perfectly curated Instagram feed. It's about the messy, the imperfect, the hilarious, and sometimes, slightly disastrous moments that make it unforgettable. And frankly, I wouldn’t trade this trip for a week at a fancy resort. Because this? This was real. And I’ll take real, any day. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to start planning my next escape… and find some more coffee.
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Unbelievable D'Valley View Lembang: FAQs (Because Let's Be Honest, You're Probably Curious!)
So, is D'Valley View REALLY as Instagrammable as it looks? Like, are my Insta-dreams about to come true?
Okay, let's be real. The pictures? They're pretty slick. The reality? Well, it *is* gorgeous. The valley view? Stunning. But here's the thing, and trust me on this: the fog. It can be your best friend or your worst enemy. We got there one morning, ready to slay the 'gram, and BAM! Thick pea soup. You literally couldn't see a thing. Disappointment level: eleven out of ten. Then, the next morning? BOOM! Sunshine, rolling hills, and yes, *that* iconic view. So, pack your patience, and pray to the weather gods! And maybe bring a filter, just in case... ya know?
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they comfy, clean, and all that jazz?
Okay, the rooms. They're… okay. Let's be honest, they're not the Four Seasons. They're clean, generally. The beds? Fine. I did find a rogue ant in my room one morning – not a swarm, thankfully! - but it did give me a moment of, "Oh, nature, I'm *with* you, but please, not indoors." The bathrooms are functional – think basic. Don't expect luxury, expect a place to crash after a day of exploring. I'd give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars, maybe 4 if you’re really tired and not picky.
Food! Is the food at D'Valley View good, or just hotel-food-meh?
Oh, the food. Prepare yourself. The breakfast buffet… well, it's there. There's your typical nasi goreng (which wasn't bad, honestly - better than some I've had), some fruit (mostly watermelon, which, hey, is refreshing), and some questionable-looking pastries. The coffee? Let's just say I opted for tea. My recommendation? Go out for lunch and dinner. Lembang has some *amazing* food options. We stumbled upon this little warung (small local restaurant) down the road that served the most incredible ayam bakar (grilled chicken) I've EVER tasted. The hotel food? It's sustenance. The local food? It's adventure! Go explore!
What's there *to do* at D'Valley View and in the area? I don't want to just loll around the pool all day. (Unless the pool is amazing… is it amazing?)
Okay, the pool. It exists. It's… fine. It's not the reason you come here. The *view* is the reason you come here. Beyond that, Lembang is packed with things to do! There's Floating Market Lembang (touristy but fun for a quick visit), Farmhouse Lembang (again, a bit touristy, but cute!), and plenty of tea plantations nearby for a scenic hike. We spent a day exploring the tea plantations – and it was *gorgeous*. The air is fresh, the views are spectacular, and you can get some truly amazing photos. I almost got lost, true story, following a particularly alluring butterfly… but it was worth it! Seriously, get out and *do* things! Don’t just sit in your room and scroll – explore!
How's the service? Are the staff friendly and helpful? Because I can't handle grumpy staff.
Okay, here's the lowdown on the staff. Generally, they're friendly. But... and there's always a but, isn't there? Some of them speak English, some don't. We had a slight issue with a delayed room service order. Took about an hour and three calls, but eventually, the nasi goreng arrived. It wasn't the end of the world, but it did make me a tad hangry. The front desk staff are helpful in most cases, but smile at them a lot, maybe drop a small "Terima kasih" (thank you) - always works! Overall, they're trying their best, and that counts for a lot. Just be patient, and remember you're on vacation, not on a super-efficient business trip.
Is it noisy? I need peace and quiet to recharge.
Noise… okay, so it depends. During the day, there's usually a bit of hustle and bustle from people exploring the area, especially if its high season. There’s some traffic from nearby, as this is a popular area. However, at night, it's generally pretty peaceful. We slept soundly, apart from a slight symphony of crickets singing outside our window, which, honestly, I kind of loved. (Though, don't go expecting total silence. You are in a hotel after all, not a silent retreat in the middle of nowhere.) So, bring earplugs if you are ultra-sensitive but generally its fine.
Transportation? How do I get around? Rent a car, take a taxi? Tell me the *secrets*!
Okay, the secret to transportation. Forget the secrets, just get a Grab or Gojek (Indonesian ride-hailing apps). They're super cheap and readily available. We used them all the time to get around Lembang and even to Bandung (which is a bit further). Renting a car is an option, but traffic can be a nightmare, especially on weekends. Plus, parking in Lembang can be… challenging. So, my advice? Download Grab or Gojek and relax. It’ll take all the headache out of driving. Make sure you have enough data on your phone though! Once, my data ran out, and I almost had a full-blown panic attack trying to find a ride back!
Would you *actually* recommend D'Valley View? Be honest, the good, the bad, and the slightly-smelly.
Okay, the big question. Would I recommend it? Yeah, I actually would, with a few caveats. If you're looking for a luxurious, polished experience, then maybe not. But if you're after stunning views, a good base for exploring Lembang, and a generally pleasant stay, then absolutely. Just manage your expectations. The food isn't award-winning, the rooms aren't five-star, and the service has its moments. But the view… the view makes it worthwhile. That feeling when you wake up and see the sunrise over the valley? Priceless. I'd go back. Maybe. Actually, probably. Okay, yes, I'd go back. And I'd grab a big ol' plate of that ayam bakar *every* single day!
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