Cebu Seaview Paradise: HUGE 2BR Condo in La Mirada Residences 4!
Cebu Seaview Paradise: La Mirada Residences 4 - My (Mostly) Sunny Cebu Escape! (A Messy Review)
Okay, so, Cebu. Been wanting to go for ages. Finally bit the bullet and booked a stay at Cebu Seaview Paradise: HUGE 2BR Condo in La Mirada Residences 4! The name alone promised… something. And let me tell you, it delivered, albeit in a way that was more "island time" than "Swiss clockwork." So, buckle up, because this review is going to be as disorganized as my suitcase after a week of beach hopping.
First impressions (and a near-disaster):
Getting there was a slight hiccup. The promised "Airport transfer" – yup, that's there in the Getting Around list – well, it took a while. Let's just say my driver was on island time, and I got to experience the true meaning of "Cebu traffic" firsthand. But hey, the condo? When I finally stumbled in after what felt like an eternity, it was… HUGE. Seriously, the description wasn't lying. Two bedrooms! (For just me, initially. #solotravel). Plenty of space to spread out, which was crucial because I’d brought, like, half my wardrobe.
Accessibility (or, the uphill battle):
Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I appreciate good accessibility. And, honestly, La Mirada Residences gave me mixed vibes. Facilities for disabled guests were listed, which is a good sign! But getting to the condo itself involved… elevators. Praise the heavens for those, because walking up to a high floor would have finished me off after the car ride. Also, the sidewalks might not have been entirely wheelchair-friendly. This is something they really need to address if they want to cater to everyone.
Internet - The Eternal Struggle:
Listen, I need Wi-Fi. Basic survival skills, these days. And the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! sounded promising. It was there. Most of the time. But let's just say I got really good at reloading pages, and I had to wander to the lobby to video chat with Mom. The Internet access – wireless was definitely inconsistent. Thank goodness for the Wi-Fi in public areas, which was better, but still patchy. The Internet [LAN] option was there, which I didn't try. But seriously guys, in 2024, a solid internet connection is a necessity.
Keeping it Clean (and Safe-ish):
Okay, this is where they mostly nailed it. Cleanliness and safety were clearly a priority. I saw maids cleaning all the time, so that's a plus! The condo itself looked immaculate and they had Anti-viral cleaning products out and about. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice option. Also, there were Smoke alarms and a Fire extinguisher. Phew!
Staying Healthy (and Avoiding Tourist Tummy):
The hotel was being super cautious about keeping things clean! I saw them using Professional-grade sanitizing services, and the staff all seemed trained. They had individual Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. They took great care of things like Daily disinfection in common areas and seemed to be following all of the precautions, which gave me piece of mind!
Chill Time & Glorious Relaxation (or, the Spa Saga):
This is where it gets interesting. I went searching for some pampering, right? The Pool with view was epic! And the option of several listed spa services… drool. I mean, Body scrub, Body wrap, the works. The Spa itself was decent, I tried a massage. It was good, but not the life-altering kind. Maybe my expectations were too high.
Food Glorious Food (and Where Things Got a Little… Challenging):
Okay, the food. This is where the "island time" really kicked in. There was an Asian breakfast on offer (a plus!), and several Restaurants listed! The Breakfast [buffet] was decent, with an understandable focus on Asian options. The coffee was… well, let's just say I went to the coffee shop down the street for my caffeine fix. I tried the A la carte in restaurant menu once. It involved hours of waiting. It's a great idea to have a variety of options, but delivery needed some work. I also spotted a Vegetarian restaurant on the list!
Things to Do (beyond the beach):
Ok, so, Cebu is a beach lover's paradise. But I did want to do a little more than just sunbathe. There were some Things to do listed, which was nice. The condo itself had all sorts of perks like a Coffee/tea maker and a stocked Mini bar which were my saves.
The Room Itself: My Home Away From Home (Mostly):
The condo! The most important place! I loved that all of the Rooms were Non-smoking, which is a huge plus for this non-smoker. The Air conditioning was a godsend. Absolutely essential. The Air conditioning in public area was also helpful for when you were hanging out in the public space. The Bathrobes and Slippers were a nice touch. The Blackout curtains helped me sleep in, which was a dream. I thought the Desk was nice to have!
Service and Conveniences (The Good, the Bad, and the "Eh"):
The Front desk [24-hour] was generally helpful, if a little slow sometimes. Concierge? Pretty good. The Daily housekeeping was a lifesaver. The Elevator was essential. The Food delivery would have been helpful had I ordered anything.
For the Kids (or, the lack thereof for me):
I didn't bring any kids. BUT! It was marked as Family/child friendly, which is great. The Babysitting service would be fantastic.
The Verdict (And Some Final Thoughts):
Would I go back to Cebu Seaview Paradise - La Mirada Residences 4? Absolutely. Despite all the little hiccups, the sheer size and the view of the condo were worth it! The cleanliness and safety were top-notch, which is always a bonus when traveling. The food could use some work in the restaurant area, but that’s forgivable. If you’re looking for a luxurious, perfectly-run, and fast-paced hotel experience, this might not be for you. But if you want a HUGE condo in a genuinely beautiful location, with plenty of space to relax and unwind, then Cebu Seaview Paradise is a solid bet. Just pack your patience and possibly a good book (for the Wi-Fi-less moments).
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized brochure itinerary. This is my La Mirada Residences 4, Cebu, adventure, and trust me, it's gonna be a ride. Think slightly unhinged travel journal meets your best friend spilling the tea over lukewarm San Miguel Light. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Condo Infiltration (and a side of existential dread)
Morning (Oh God, the morning): Landed in Mactan-Cebu International Airport. Already sweating buckets. Filipino humidity: a force of nature, I tell ya. Finding a ride was a cluster. Taxi drivers quoted prices that would make my bank account weep. Finally haggled a Grab (blessed technology!), and off we went, dodging jeepneys and scooters. Honestly, the sheer volume of life on the roads is an experience in itself.
Midday: Arrived at La Mirada. The condo lobby was… posh. Too posh, frankly. Felt like I should be wearing a tuxedo. Then, the elevator. Slow. S-L-O-W. Reminded me of waiting for a good coffee from the coffee shop, but with more potential for existential dread. Finally, finally, got to the 2BR condo. Holy. Freaking. View. The ocean! It was the reason I booked this place, the reason I'd saved for months. And it hit me like a tidal wave. Just… breathtaking. For about five minutes. Then reality set in… unpacking, the faint smell of cleaning products mingled with something vaguely fishy (don't ask), and the stark realization that I was alone in a giant condo, completely unprepared. Panic level: moderate.
Afternoon: Grocery run. This is when things got really interesting. Finding a supermarket in Cebu city is an achievement in itself. Navigating the produce aisles, armed with my rusty Tagalog and a lot of pointing, was a whole performance. I ended up with, among other things, a dragon fruit that looked like an alien egg, and a bag of what I thought were green beans but turned out to be something with the texture of seaweed. Dinner? We'll call it “experimental.”
Evening: Sunset cocktails! Remember that breathtaking view I raved about? Yeah, it was. Absolutely stunning. Sipping a ridiculously overpriced rum and coke on the balcony, watching the sky explode with colour, and realizing, despite the minor disasters of the day, I was actually here. And maybe, just maybe, this trip wouldn't be a complete train wreck. I feel good about this place. Maybe it'll be home away from home
Late Night: Stay awake until 2 am, just looking at the view. Realized I was probably the only person on the planet awake, staring out at the ocean. What a world!
Day 2: The Waterfall Fiasco (and a lesson in letting go)
Morning: Tried (and failed) to make coffee. The condo's coffee machine had a mind of its own. Gave up and chugged a lukewarm instant coffee from the grocery store. Felt like an adult failure, but hey, the view made up for it.
Midday: Attempted a day trip to Kawasan Falls. And here’s where things got hilariously chaotic. Transport: a bright yellow motorbike taxi, driven by a guy with a questionable helmet and an even more questionable sense of direction. Road conditions: let's just say my spine is no longer in pristine condition. The ride was like being in a rollercoaster. We reached the falls, a tropical paradise and that turquoise water was heavenly. But the crowds! Oh, the crowds! It was like a giant, watery mosh pit. Snapped some photos, got jostled by overly enthusiastic tourists, and retreated with a slight headache and a profound feeling of "Is this it?"
Afternoon: Decided, screw it, back to the calmness of the condo. Spent the afternoon lying on the couch, reading, and staring at the ocean. The utter peace was the antidote to the chaos of the falls.
Evening: Ordered in. Let's be honest, the cooking situation in the condo was a disaster waiting to happen. Found a delicious, authentic Filipino eatery on GrabFood. The adobo was divine. The perfect cherry on a slightly imperfect day.
Late Night: Did I mention the view? Seriously, worth every penny.
Day 3: Island Hopping - The Triumph and the Seasickness Debacle
Morning: Island hopping! This was the reason I came to Cebu. Booked a tour to see the islands around Mactan. The boat: a colourful bangka, complete with a crew that looked like they’d stepped straight out of a pirate movie (in a good way!). The sea was so clear, you could see the coral. It was stunning. Snorkelling among the fish. Felt like I was in a freaking aquarium. Incredible.
Midday: The infamous seasickness. One moment, I was feeling like a mermaid; the next, I was clinging to the side of the boat and praying to Neptune. The crew, bless their souls, were endlessly patient, offering me ginger candies and sympathetic smiles. I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say I spent a significant portion of the trip feeling… green.
Afternoon: Recovered. Eventually. The last island, I felt more like myself. Lay on the beach, watched the sunset, and swore I’d never eat seafood again.
Evening: Back at the condo. Ordered in pizza. Still a little seasick, but the pizza was a welcome treat. Watched movies and slept very early.
Late Night: Dreamt of sharks and fish.
Day 4: The City Slicker and the Lost Wallet (a comedy of errors)
Morning: Decided to explore Cebu City after a day in a tropical paradise. Headed out. The city was a chaotic symphony of traffic, vendors, and the most incredible smells emanating from every corner (mostly delicious, and definitely a welcome relief from the fishy smell in the condo!). Did the usual touristy things: visited the Basilica del Santo Niño, Magellan's Cross (which, by the way, is housed in a rather gaudy structure), and Fort San Pedro.
Midday: Lunch at a local hole-in-the-wall. The food was amazing, the service, not so much. And then it happened. The wallet. Gone. Panic. Absolute, crippling panic. Checked every pocket, every bag. Nada.
Afternoon: Retraced my steps, asked around, and eventually filed a police report (which, by the way, involved a lot of charades and the kindest, most patient police officer I’ve ever met). Accepted that the wallet was gone.
Evening: Ventured to a local bar with what little cash I had left. I drowned my sorrows in cheap beer, and ended up having a surprisingly good time. Met some locals, who told me stories of the city, showed me some secret spots, and somehow, helped me laugh about the whole wallet situation.
Late Night: Still a mess, but somehow managed to get back to the condo and watch the view.
Day 5: Last Day, and the Ocean's Embrace
Morning: Woke up with a headache and a slight sense of dread for losing the credit card. But you know what? The ocean was there. Still. Calm. Beautiful. I felt a shift. It was then I realized that I came here alone and that's ok.
Midday: Went for a long swim in the condo's pool (or, you know, just floated around, pretending to be a mermaid).
Afternoon: Packed my bags, with a mixture of nostalgia, relief, and just a tinge of sadness. This place was a refuge.
Evening: One last sunset. One last rum and coke. One last moment of pure, unadulterated peace.
Late Night: Headed to the airport. Flying back home was bittersweet. This trip was a wild ride. I didn’t have all my belongings, but I left a piece of my heart there.
Seriously, is this place *huge*? The listing keeps shouting that.
La Mirada Residences 4? Is this place… nice? Like, not falling apart?
The view! It's "seaview paradise!" Is it *actually* Paradise? Or just a blurry glimpse of the ocean?
What's the deal with the pool? Important question.
The Kitchen! Is it functional? I actually might want to cook...sometimes...maybe...
Okay, let's talk about the location. Is it… convenient? Close to anything fun? Or am I stranded?
Anything you HATED? Be honest.
Would you stay there again? The ultimate question.
