Unbelievable Green House in Kanchanaburi: Thailand's Hidden Gem!
Unbelievable Green House, Kanchanaburi: My Messy, Wonderful Chaos of a Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups! I'm about to dive headfirst into my experience at the Unbelievable Green House in Kanchanaburi, Thailand. Forget those sterile, perfectly-polished reviews. This is the real deal, warts, mosquito bites, and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, because honestly, this place was… well, unbelievable.
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First Impressions: The Drive & The "Oh My God, This Is Gorgeous" Moment:
Getting there was an adventure in itself! I hired a taxi from… (Let's be honest, I vaguely remember where I started from, jetlag, you know?) and it felt like we were winding deeper and deeper into the jungle. Think lush green, winding roads, and the promise of… well, something incredible. Then, boom! We arrive.
The lobby is open-air, with huge wooden beams and the scent of frangipani. It’s a sensory overload in the best possible way. My initial reaction? "Wow. Just… wow." I’m talking a genuine, "I actually audibly gasped" moment. Okay, maybe two gasps. (Blame the humidity, it does things to you.)
Accessibility (Because, You Know, Adults Need This Info Too!):
Alright, important stuff. The Unbelievable Green House attempts to be accessible. Let me rephrase that: It tries. There is an elevator, which is a HUGE win. But, and this is the big "but," navigating the property with mobility issues might require some strategizing. Some pathways are more friendly than others, and the terrain can be a bit uneven.
I didn't personally use a wheelchair, but I did observe folks with mobility aids navigating. My overall impression? It's passable, but not perfectly designed for all levels of accessibility. They certainly make an effort. It's a beautiful place overall.
- Bathroom phone Yep
- Elevator Yep
- Facilities for disabled guests Yes
- Safety/security feature Yes
The Room: My Little Jungle Oasis:
My room? Oh, the room! It was a spacious affair, with a balcony overlooking the river. The décor was a blend of rustic chic and Thai charm. Think dark wood furniture, flowing fabrics, and oh-so-comfy bed. The air conditioning was a lifesaver. I'm talkin' blasting it. Plus, I had complimentary tea. That's a small but much-appreciated touch.
I was obsessed with the blackout curtains. Seriously, they were a game-changer for napping. Waking up to natural light in Thailand is great when you're ready, but when you need sleep, you need sleep. They delivered!
Here is more info on the room
- Additional toilet No
- Air conditioning Yes
- Alarm clock Yes
- Bathroom phone Yes
- Bathtub Yes (though I didn't take a bath, too hot!)
- Blackout curtains Yes
- Carpeting Yes (nice, not cheap!)
- Closet Yes
- Coffee/tea maker Yes
- Complimentary tea Yes
- Daily housekeeping Yes (they were thorough!)
- Desk Yes
- Extra long bed Yes
- Free bottled water Yes
- Hair dryer Yes
- High floor Yes
- In-room safe box Yes
- Interconnecting room(s) available Yes
- Internet access – LAN Yes
- Internet access – wireless Yes
- Ironing facilities Yes
- Laptop workspace Yes
- Linens Yes
- Mini bar Yes (overpriced snacks, though. Bring your own!)
- Mirror Yes
- Non-smoking Yes
- On-demand movies (didn't bother with these)
- Private bathroom Yes
- Reading light Yes
- Refrigerator Yes
- Safety/security feature Yes
- Satellite/cable channels Yes
- Scale Yes (I did not use. Ignorance is bliss.)
- Seating area Yes
- Separate shower/bathtub Yes
- Shower Yes
- Slippers Yes
- Smoke detector Yes
- Socket near the bed Yes
- Sofa Yes
- Soundproofing Yes
- Telephone Yes
- Toiletries Yes
- Towels Yes
- Umbrella Yes
- Visual alarm No
- Wake-up service Yes
- Wi-Fi [free] Yes
- Window that opens Yes
Internet Access (and My Meltdown):
Okay, internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Sounds great, right? Well… it's Thailand, folks. Sometimes the Wi-Fi was like a mischievous little monkey – here one minute, gone the next. I rely on the internet for work. One morning, the Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation during a crucial video call. Cue a small, dramatic meltdown involving frantic modem rebooting and me muttering, "Why, internet, WHY?"
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events It's here, not always reliable. Get used to buffer times and plan accordingly.
Food & Drink: A Love Affair (and a Mild Case of Food Coma):
Ohhh, the food. This is where Unbelievable Green House really shines. The restaurants are numerous. The Asian cuisine was incredible, and the Western options weren't half bad either.
- A la carte in restaurant Yes
- Alternative meal arrangement Yes
- Asian breakfast Excellent
- Asian cuisine in restaurant Top notch!
- Bar Yes
- Bottle of water Yes (included in the room!)
- Breakfast [buffet] Yes, a glorious spread!
- Breakfast service Yes
- Buffet in restaurant Yes
- Coffee/tea in restaurant Yes
- Coffee shop Yes
- Desserts in restaurant Yes - very sweet and delicious!
- Happy hour Yes (a must!)
- International cuisine in restaurant Yes, good variety.
- Poolside bar Yes
- Restaurants Plenty of options
- Room service [24-hour] Yes, and surprisingly speedy!
- Salad in restaurant Yes
- Snack bar Yes
- Soup in restaurant Yes
- Vegetarian restaurant Yes
- Western breakfast Yes
- Western cuisine in restaurant Yes
The breakfast buffet was legendary. I'm not exaggerating. Think fresh fruit (mangoes! Pineapple! Oh, the pineapple!), pastries, eggs cooked to order, and a symphony of Asian delights. I may or may not have eaten my weight in mango sticky rice. (Don't judge me, it was that good.)
There's a poolside bar. I spent a fair amount of time there. The cocktails were potent, the views were stunning, and it was the perfect spot to unwind after a day of exploring.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (aka, My Pursuit of Serenity):
This is where the Unbelievable Green House offers a wide range of choices. I spent a lot of time by the stunning swimming pool [outdoor]. The pool with a view was my happy place. The water was cool, the sun was warm, what more could you ask for?
- Body scrub Yes (I skipped. Too lazy. Plus, humidity.)
- Body wrap Yes (same as above)
- Fitness center Yes (I also skipped. Vacation, remember?)
- Foot bath Yes.
- Gym/fitness Yes, but I didn't use it. Too busy eating!
- Massage Yes. The massage was amazing. Absolutely divine. Get the Thai massage – your muscles will thank you
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, Instagram-filtered travel guide. This is real life. This is me, raw and unfiltered, wrestling with a mosquito the size of my thumb, and occasionally, actually enjoying myself on a trip to The Green House in Kanchanaburi.
The Green House: Kanchanaburi… A Love-Hate Story, So Far (Day 1-3, mostly)
Arrival - The Green House itself!
- 1:00 PM - The Taxi Hell: Okay, first off, getting here from Bangkok was a TRIAL. The airport taxi tried to fleece me. I haggled. I thought I haggled well. Turns out, he still managed to add a "service charge" that felt like a personal insult. The air con was dead. I arrived sweating like a sinner in church, already questioning my life choices. Kanchanaburi, population: me, covered in a sheen of despair.
- 2:30 PM - The Green House Check-In: And then… ahhhhh. The Green House. Finally! Lush, actually verdant. The pictures don’t lie, thankfully. It's nestled among trees, the air smells of damp earth and something that might be jasmine and… relief. Checking in was smooth, the staff were actually smiling, which is a big plus in a land where taxi drivers seem to be in a secret anti-tourist conspiracy. My bungalow (they're not kidding, it's like a little standalone house) is charmingly rustic, with a mosquito net that I prayed would work. (More on that later).
- 3:00 PM - Bungalow Nirvana (and its Immediate Demise): Honestly, the bungalow was idyllic for about 30 seconds. I dumped my bag, threw open the windows, and thought, "This is it. Peace. Quiet. Nature." That's when a giant spider the size of my palm crawled onto the ceiling above the bed. Okay, deep breaths. This is "rural charm", right? I grabbed a shoe. I am not proud. I am also not a spider person. We had a brief, yet intense, standoff, and I won. Justice. And a slightly broken shoe.
- 4:00 PM - Poolside…Almost: The pool is beautiful in the pictures. In reality? It's slightly less pristine. There’s a suspicious leaf-to-water ratio, and the water's a little… green. I’m waffling. Maybe I'll just, you know, admire it from afar with a Chang beer in hand. I might feel it for the entire trip.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the on-site restaurant: Okay, the food is, to my utter surprise, fantastic! I had the Pad Thai, which came recommended. It's so far, one of the best I have ever had. The view is to die for, and the atmosphere is just right. It feels very magical, and I'm starting to get a good feeling, but as i had a bite of the second bite, a moth flew right in my mouth. It landed, and I panicked, tried to spit it out as the staff laughed at me. Okay, not so magical. I was offered a new dish, and I refused the offer. I felt full already.
Day 2 - The Bridge, The Caves, and a Deep Dive into…Regret (and Mosquito Bites)
9:00 AM - A Breakfast Plea for Forgiveness: Breakfast was pretty good. Fruit, eggs, the usual. However, while I was there, I prayed to the world for the mistake I've made involving a certain spider yesterday. I need to make peace with nature.
10:00 AM - Death Railway and Bridge Over the River Kwai: The infamous Bridge over the River Kwai. It's… intense. The history hangs heavy in the air. I walked across it, trying to imagine the suffering, the sheer human cost. A train came through, forcing everyone to press themselves against the railing (it’s really narrow). It was crowded, touristy, and a bit overwhelming, but the feeling of confronting actual historical trauma was something. I ended up purchasing a postcard of the bridge, but I got confused and grabbed a postcard of a bridge with the same title. It was very annoying.
12:00 PM - Hellfire Pass: This was even more impactful than the bridge, if possible. The sheer scale of the tunnel carved through rock by POWs… it's impossible not to feel the weight of it. The audio tour was essential and absolutely chilling. I ended up buying a book about the event. I think I am starting to find my peace.
2:30 PM - Tiger Cave Temple: It took a while to climb all the stairs in the temples, and I was sweating like crazy. I finally got to the top, and the view was incredible. I could see the entire city, and I finally found a place of peace. I took so many pictures, and my phone almost died. I wanted to stay there.
4:30 PM - River Kwai Ride and… Mosquito Mayhem: Okay, so I took a longtail boat ride. Blissful, at first. The river is beautiful, the scenery stunning. And then… the mosquitoes descended. They swarmed me. They were vicious. It was like a tiny, buzzing army had declared war solely on my ankles. I was scratching for the rest of the day, I think I might need a doctor…
8:00 PM - A Nighttime Reflection of My Life: After a long night of scratching and trying to sleep, I finally gave in. There's no such thing as "peace" here. I just wish for a better life, and a lot less mosquito bites. I am feeling lost.
Day 3 - The Waterfalls, and a Sudden Longing for Home (and Possibly, a Hazmat Suit)
- 9:00 AM - The Elephant's Dilemma: The ethical debate rages. I had to make a decision here. Seeing elephants in a non-ethical way is a massive deal to me, and I couldn't find a great answer. So I skipped it. I have a new appreciation for the world, I think.
- 11:00 AM - Erawan National Park: This is what I was hoping for! The waterfalls are stunning! The water is this gorgeous turquoise color. The fish nibbled at my feet, which was weird but kind of fun (until I realized I was probably encouraging them). I swam, I hiked, I felt… serene.
- 3:00 PM - Return to The Green House: I was going to leave earlier, but there was a traffic jam. I felt so drained, and I hated almost every part of the traffic.
- 5:00 PM - The Final Meal: I had dinner at the resort again. I was so happy, and I ordered a different dish. I was so happy that I bought a small gift for myself.
Final Thoughts (for now, because who REALLY knows where this journey will take me?):
Kanchanaburi is a place of contrasts. Beauty and brutality. Serenity and, well, mosquito hell. The Green House? A mixed bag, but ultimately, it's been a welcome sanctuary. I've had moments of profound peace, and moments where I've wanted to scream into the void. Would I come back? Maybe. But next time, I'm bringing industrial-strength bug spray, a hazmat suit, and a serious crash course in spider management. The end. For now.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Hotel Venkatesh International, Raipur!
Unbelievable Green House in Kanchanaburi: FAQs (because, seriously, you NEED to know)
Okay, *seriously*, what *is* this "Unbelievable Green House" thing? And why is it apparently so... unbelievable?
Alright, picture this: You’re tired. Jetlagged. Maybe covered in a thin layer of plane grime. And then BAM. You walk into what can only be described as a giant, beautifully overgrown…uh… green house. Actually, it's not REALLY a greenhouse. It's more like a collection of quirky, charming, and slightly ramshackle (in the BEST way) bungalows and common areas nestled amidst, like, an explosion of greenery. Think jungle-chic meets Pinterest board gone wild. It’s in Kanchanaburi, which, if you haven’t been, adds to the magic. The vibe is super chill. Everyone's relaxed… except maybe the staff trying to herd the cats (more on that later...). It's the kind of place where you instantly feel like you've stepped out of the real world and into a slightly surreal vacation dream.
Is it ACTUALLY green? Like, am I going to be eaten alive by bugs the moment I step foot inside?
Yes, it's green. VERY green. Think Indiana Jones meets… a really stylish eco-retreat. The foliage is insane. Tons of foliage, everywhere! There are plants draped over everything. And yes, there are bugs. Welcome to Thailand, baby! Mosquitoes are a given, so bring your repellent with… and maybe a prayer. I swear, I got bitten *everywhere* the first night. But honestly, the bugs are a small price to pay for being surrounded by that much glorious green. Just pack some bug spray, and you’ll be fine. Mostly.
What's the accommodation actually like? I'm picturing a tent. Or, worse, one of those dodgy bungalows with questionable… things… lurking in the corners.
Okay, so not a tent. Thank goodness. The bungalows are… charming. They’re all different. We booked one of the fancier ones (the one with the outdoor shower) and it was amazing. The roof was actually a woven type of roof and allowed the light in. It was really hot at times.. the air conditioner wasn't fantastic..but the whole experience was more than worth it. The furniture is rustic but comfortable. The decor is quirky and fun. And yes, there might be the occasional gecko scuttling across the ceiling. Embrace it! It’s part of the charm. They do a great job keeping things clean, considering the jungle setting. Okay, the first time I heard a gecko… I screamed a little. More than a little. But, honestly, you get used to it. It's better than the… you know… other things that could be lurking.
The food situation? I have dietary restrictions. Can I still survive?
The food is good. Really good. They have a decent menu with both Thai and Western options. If you're a picky eater, maybe come prepared with some snacks. But, if you're open to trying new things, you're in for a treat. The Pad Thai was amazing. The curries are fragrant. And they have fresh fruit smoothies to die for. They *do* try to accommodate dietary restrictions, but you have to be super clear, and sometimes, let's be honest, there's a little bit of a language barrier. My friend, a staunch vegetarian, ended up accidentally eating a dish with fish sauce. Ooph! So double-check, triple-check, and be prepared to gently explain your needs. It's worth the effort, though. Seriously, some of the best food I had in Thailand.
Is there anything to DO besides… be “one with nature”? Because after a day, I get antsy.
Yes, there is! Thank goodness. You can explore the surrounding area. The River Kwai is right there, obviously. You can visit the Bridge over the River Kwai (of course). There are waterfalls, elephant sanctuaries (do your research, some are better than others), and temples. The hotel can arrange tours, but honestly, exploring on your own is part of the charm. Rent a scooter, take a bike… just go explore. One day, we got hopelessly lost on a tiny road, circled the same rice paddy three times… it was hilarious. Terrifying, but hilarious. You could spend a month here but you'd still experience some little something new everyday. The people are generally friendly and helpful - smile and nod and you'll be fine.
What’s the atmosphere like? Is it a party place? Are there screaming kids? Because… no.
Definitely not a party place. Thank GOD. It's more of a chilled-out, nature-loving, book-reading, hammock-swinging kind of vibe. There are kids around, but the overall atmosphere is peaceful and relaxing. You'll probably hear more birds chirping than screaming children. Mostly. (Okay, I did hear ONE kid having a full-blown meltdown in the middle of the night… but it was the exception, not the rule). Think quiet conversations, maybe some soft music playing, and the gentle sound of the river. It's a place to unwind, recharge, and disconnect from the everyday chaos. Just be prepared to embrace the serenity… and the occasional bug.
Okay, spill. What’s the *one* thing that *really* made the experience unforgettable? Good or bad. I'm ready for the dirt.
Ugh. Okay. This is the real story. Picture this: One evening, we were having dinner by the river. Candlelight, gorgeous sunset, the whole idyllic scene. I was feeling all zen, completely loving life. Then, the resident "cat" (a very large, somewhat feral, but mostly friendly cat) decided my plate of Pad Thai looked much more appealing than his usual diet of… whatever cats eat. He jumped. Right up onto the table. And straight for my food. And in the process, knocked over the candle. Onto my leg. I’m talking a proper spill of hot wax. I yelped. The cat bolted. The staff rushed over, freaked out. I got a minor burn. It was total chaos. Then, the manager apologized profusely and gave me a free massage. It was hilarious. I’m not going to lie… for a second, I was legitimately angry. But then, the whole absurdity of the situation hit me. It was so *perfectly* chaotic, so *unbelievably* Green House. I mean, who gets burned by candle wax during pet-induced Pad Thai theft in paradise? *Me*, apparently. And honestly, it's the story I tell everyone. It’s a memory I’ll never forget. It encapsulates the entire experience: a little bit of chaos, a lot of beauty, and a whole lot of… well, green.
Is it expensive? Because I'm on a budget, and… well, Thailand can be a bit of a mixed bag when it comes to prices.
It's not *dirt* cheap, granted. It's more mid-range, I'd say. But honestly, for the experience you're getting, it's pretty reasonable. The bungalows are priced differently depending on what you choose. The food is reasonably priced, especially considering the quality. Plus, you're not paying for all the bells and whistles of a big luxury resort. YouSerene Getaways
