Escape to Your Minimalist Dream: Muji-Inspired Studio in Trece Martires!
Escape to Your Minimalist Dream: Muji-Inspired Studio in Trece Martires! – A Rollercoaster of Expectations (and Wi-Fi Woes)
Okay, listen up, because I just got back from Escape to Your Minimalist Dream: Muji-Inspired Studio in Trece Martires and…well, it was an experience. Forget perfectly curated Instagram feeds; this review is coming to you raw, unedited, and with the Wi-Fi still fresh in my memory (or lack thereof, as you'll see).
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Let's Dive In (Headfirst, like I dove into the pool!)
The idea of it was perfect. Muji-inspired? Minimalist? Trece Martires? Sounds like a zen retreat away from the Manila madness. And the photos… oh, the photos. Smooth concrete, clean lines, airy interiors… I was sold faster than you could say "bamboo toothbrush."
Accessibility: The First Hurdle (and a Mild Panic)
They say they have facilities for disabled guests. Okay. I didn't personally need them, but I always check. And honestly? The information wasn't super clear. A bit vague, leaving me wondering. I'd suggest they really spell it out – ramps, grab bars, specific room details. Transparency is key, people!
Cleanliness and Safety: The Sanitization Symphony (and My Slightly Paranoid Mind)
Okay, so they hit all the check boxes here. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection? Check. Room sanitized between stays? CHECK! They were hyper vigilant about COVID protocols, which I appreciated, but also made me feel oddly… anxious? It's like, you're so clean, I started wondering if I was too dirty! The hand sanitizer stations were everywhere, and the staff were masked and trained. A+ for effort, but my inner germaphobe was still on high alert.
Rooms: Ah, The Minimalist Dream (with a Few Cracks)
The studio itself was beautiful. Seriously. Exactly like the pictures. Clean lines, a comfy bed, and that all-important minimalist aesthetic. But… and there's always a but, isn't there? – the practicalities of minimalism sometimes felt… lacking. Like the lack of convenient power outlets near the bed! Seriously, where am I supposed to charge my phone and read my e-reader at the same time? The lighting also felt a bit harsh, like staring into the sun at 6 AM – I had to adjust, which somewhat frustrated me in the first place. But I adjusted later.
Also, I really appreciated the blackout curtains. Slept like a log! And the complimentary bottled water? A lifesaver in the Cavite heat.
Wi-Fi: The Bane of My Existence (and Possibly Yours, Too)
Now, about the Wi-Fi. They promised free Wi-Fi in all rooms. And they lied. Okay, maybe not lied, but let's just say it was… temperamental. I spent a good chunk of my time wrestling with the router. Sometimes it worked great, sometimes it sputtered and coughed like a chain smoker. Sometimes it was just… gone. This is a BIG deal. I need to work, I scroll social media, I do everything online. And good Wi-Fi is just baseline standard these days. This just… added stress. I will admit, they did offer assistance; the staff tried their best to help when I complained, but the internet was a constant source of mild frustration. (Free Wi-Fi in public areas? HA! Good luck.) This is a major ding against the "escape" part of the experience. Minimalist living, great. Minimalist internet… not so great. This really needs to be fixed because it's a MAJOR selling point!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Mixed Bag
They had a restaurant! Yeah! International and Asian dishes– I wanted to try everything. The food was good, mind you. I appreciated the different options, from traditional Filipino fare to more Western-style offerings. I ate a lot! The soup was good. The coffee was okay. They offered a buffet breakfast, which was pretty standard. Overall, nothing spectacular, but solid enough. The service was friendly, though. If I was being picky, perhaps a bit more variety (especially for snacks!) could have helped.
Things to Do: Spa, Pool, and Bliss (Mostly)
This is where things got good!
- The Pool: The outdoor pool? Gorgeous. Overlooking the views! I spent a good afternoon there, just floating and staring at the sky. Pure bliss.
- The Spa: Okay. The spa. This is where they really delivered. I got a massage. I’m not gonna lie, I almost fell asleep. The body scrub? Divine. It was the kind of massage that makes you say "Ohhhhhhh." and then "Ahhhhhhh" and… well, you get the idea. This was the highlight. No notes. Just pure relaxation. This is what I needed.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (and Car Park Joy)
Free car park on-site! Huge win. They also offered airport transfer (which I didn't need).
Services and Conveniences: The Helpful Humans
The staff were lovely. Really! Helpful, accommodating, and always willing to assist (even when I was grumbling about the Wi-Fi). Daily housekeeping? Check. Luggage storage? Check. Concierge? Check. They made everything feel like easy. The doorman was a nice touch too.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
Family-friendly is mentioned… but I didn't see any specific "Kids facilities" and the website wasn't super clear. Make sure to ask!
The Quirky Bits (Because Every Hotel Has Them)
- The "Shrine": I'm not entirely sure what the small shrine near the lobby was for, but it added a touch of… local flavor? I definitely found myself pausing for a moment!
- Soundproof Room: The rooms were supposed to be soundproof. I'd say mostly? I heard a bit of noise but minimal.
Overall Impression (The Verdict!)
Honestly? I’m conflicted. The idea of this place is fantastic. The Muji-inspired aesthetic is beautiful, the pool is heavenly, and the spa is worth the trip alone. The staff are a delight.
But… the Wi-Fi. Oh, the Wi-Fi. It was a real downer. I feel slightly let down because the internet should be reliable nowadays! Accessibility information also needs to be clearer, and the dining experience, while solid, could be improved.
Would I go back? Maybe. If the Wi-Fi situation improves, absolutely. I'd be there in a heartbeat for another body scrub and some pool time. But as it stands, my "Escape to Your Minimalist Dream" was a bit… bumpy.
Rating: 3.75 out of 5 stars (But with a strong caveat about the Wi-Fi!)
Recommendations for the Hotel:
- FIX THE WI-FI!!! (Seriously, this is priority number one).
- Provide clearer accessibility information.
- Expand the snack options.
- Maybe add more reading lights by the bed.
And don't forget the magic, of course, the moment where it's quiet and you realize you've had enough of all the noise. That's the real dream to get to.
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Okay, buckle up, because this isn't your sterile, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is my attempt at conquering the Muji-Inspired Studio Home in Trece Martires, Cavite, Philippines. And trust me, it probably won't go smooth. Expect meltdowns (maybe mine), questionable food choices, and the crushing reality that I'm probably not as minimalist as I think I am.
My Messy, Imperfect, Totally Human Trece Martires Adventure:
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Unpacking Debacle (Or: Why Did I Pack So Much?)
1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Arrival. The Sweetest (and Slightly Stressed) Welcome.
- Okay, first impressions: the Muji aesthetics of the studio are gorgeous. Seriously, light wood, clean lines, the whole minimalist shebang. I'm already feeling calmer just looking at the place… until I see the sheer volume of luggage I've dragged in. How does one live this minimal life when their suitcase could house a small family?
- Immediate Reaction: "I've brought way too much. Did I really need four pairs of shoes? And why is there a whole bag dedicated to 'just in case' things?"
- Anecdote: The host (bless her heart) was super sweet and showed me around. She even left a little welcome basket with local snacks. I'm already addicted to the kutsinta. But the anxiety over unpacking is real.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Unpacking Abyss. (Or: Where Did I Put My Chargers?)
- This is where things get real. I'm trying to channel my inner Marie Kondo, but my brain is screaming, "Just shove it all in a drawer!"
- Minor Category: The Wi-Fi situation. I'm praying it's strong enough to stream Netflix. A girl needs her comfort shows, okay?
- Quirky Observation: The minimalist decor is all well and good until you try to find things. Where in this perfectly organized space did I put my phone charger?!
- Emotional Reaction: Mild panic. I'm starting to feel like I'm drowning in my own possessions. The dream of a zen studio home is slipping away.
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Grocery Run… or Hunger-Fueled Mayhem?
- Hit the local supermarket. I'm aiming for healthy, delicious, and easy. We'll see how that goes. Filipino grocery stores… they have a certain chaotic charm, don't they?
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I'm overwhelmed by the choices. Endless brands of instant noodles and I have already failed at this. I grab whatever looks promising. I probably bought too much.
- Opinionated Language: "Those instant noodles? They'll probably be my downfall."
- Messy Structure: "Okay, snacks need to happen first… then the actual, real, proper food. I need… something… crispy. And sweet. And maybe salty…"
5:00 PM - Onward: Dinner and the Great Netflix & Chill.
- Cook (or attempt to cook) my first meal. Hoping to keep it simple. Then, collapse onto the couch and fall into the digital arms of Netflix.
- Double Down: If the Wi-Fi holds up, I'll watch a whole season. I'm predicting a massive comfort binge.
- Real-sounding Imperfection: I burned the garlic. Oops. Maybe I'll just eat whatever it is without it.
- Stream-of-Consciousness Rambles: "Oh, the sunset is pretty. I should take a photo… no, I'm too lazy. Ugh, should I actually try exercising? Nah. Definitely Netflix first."
Day 2: Exploring Trece Martires (And Maybe Failing Miserably)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast, Caffeine, and a Sprinkle of Existential Dread.
- Wake up. Coffee. More existential dread. The joys of being a human, right?
- Quirky Observation: The coffee maker is adorable, but will it produce decent coffee? This is a life-or-death question.
- Anecdote: I have a weird habit of overthinking my breakfast. Always.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Quest for Local Delights (And Avoiding Tourist Traps).
- I'm determined to actually explore. Trece Martires, here I come! (Probably getting lost.)
- Minor Category: Transportation. I'm definitely taking a tricycle at some point and hoping I don't get scammed.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Excitement! But also a little nervousness.
- Stream-of-Consciousness Rambles: "Should I ask the host for any recommendations? Or just wander? Freedom is scary. But also, awesome."
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch… Another Culinary Adventure.
- Time for lunch! Try a local kainan or a restaurant and hope it's good.
- Opinionated Language: "I need to try the local sisig. If it's not amazing, I will be devastated."
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back to the Studio Home. Relaxation, Reading, or Whatever Comes First.
- Time to decompress and relax, or catch up on some reading.
- Real-sounding Imperfection: I promised myself I'd be productive. Now, I'm already procrastinating.
- 4:00 PM - Onward: Dinner and Evening.
- Probably instant noodles. I'm tired of cooking.
- Double Down: I will probably watch another episode of that show, or maybe a movie.
- Anecdote: I will, in fact, fail at being a homebody.
- Messy Structure: "I need to start thinking about tomorrow. But, Netflix… and maybe some more of that kutsinta…"
Day 3: Departure and Reflections (Or: Did I Actually Achieve Minimalism? Highly Doubtful.)
- Morning: Pack up (again). Reflect on life choices. Drink a lot of coffee.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I can't believe it's already over.
- Quirky Observation: The studio is still as beautiful as it was the first day.
- Messy Structure: "Where's my charger… and my extra socks… and… Okay, maybe I didn't learn the lesson of minimalist living. But I had fun."
- Departure: Say goodbye to the studio, promise myself to return someday.
- Opinionated Language: "I need to go back there! It's great!"
- Anecdote: I realized I'm more of a messy minimalist, but hey, at least I tried.
- Stream-of-Consciousness Rambles: "I miss the Muji-inspired studio already. But I should probably buy another pair of shoes. You know, just in case."
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? It's not perfect. It's not even that organized. But it's me. And that's what matters. I experienced the Muji-Inspired Studio Home, and maybe, just maybe, I came a tiny bit closer to understanding the minimalist life. Or, you know, I just ate a lot of instant noodles and watched a lot of TV. Either way, it was a good trip. And now, time to start planning the next one. Probably back to the studio! Or, at least, looking for an even bigger suitcase.
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Escape to Your Minimalist Dream: Muji-Inspired Studio in Trece Martires - FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You Have Questions!)
Okay, so... Trece Martires? Really? Like, *Trece Martires* Trece Martires? Is it, you know, *far*?
Alright, look, I'm not going to lie. The *Trece Martires* question is a valid one. It's not *exactly* a hop, skip, and a jump from, say, Makati. But hear me out. My first thought when I saw the listing was, "Ugh, traffic, ugh, Cavite." However, after spending a weekend there... it kinda *grew* on me. It's a journey, yes. Expect to zone out listening to your podcast. Expect the occasional bout of existential dread wondering if you packed enough snacks. But... it's worth it. Once you're there, the peace is something else. Think of it as a mini-retreat. Embrace the drive! (Just maybe pack an extra charger... learned that the hard way.)
Is the 'Muji-inspired' thing just a fancy way of saying 'beige'? Because honestly, I *love* beige, but...
Okay, *gold star* for the beige appreciation! Because let's be honest, it's the backbone of a minimalist aesthetic, right? And yes, there's *definitely* a lot of beige. Like, a *lot*. Creamy walls, light wood furniture... it’s serene. It's calming. It’s… well, it's a blank canvas for your inner zen master. But it’s not just *beige*. The design uses the principles of minimalism with warm materials, it’s really something else. It wasn't just beige, it was an *experience*. The natural light pours in, and it's like the studio *breathes*. Although, I did spill coffee on the beige couch. It was a moment of utter panic (don't judge me!). Luckily, a quick wipe and it was fine.. but still, a reminder that even in paradise, accidents happen. (I recommend packing a stain remover pen, just saying...)
What about the food situation? Am I going to starve? Is there a 7-Eleven within a reasonable distance? (Priorities, people!)
Okay, food. This is crucial. Starving is NOT on the minimalist agenda, trust me. There are local eateries, which I wholeheartedly encourage you to explore - the *pancit* at that small *karinderia* near the market...oh, so good! However, I also totally get the 7-Eleven need. There *are* convenience stores, yes. Not quite as ubiquitous as in the city, but they're there. Be prepared to do a little planning, though. Stock up on snacks, instant coffee (because let's face it, the perfect, minimalist coffee maker takes time), and maybe a few ready-to-eat meals if you're feeling real lazy. I learned the hard way that relying solely on my ability to cook a gourmet meal after a long drive is not a great strategy. Order in. Plan ahead. And remember to bring your own reusable water bottle! #minimalismgoals
The photos look... perfect. Like, inhumanly perfect. Is it all just staged? (And are the plants real?)
Ah, the *photos*. The siren song of the perfectly-styled studio. Yes, they're lovely. Do they reflect reality? Mostly. Listen, the lighting is fantastic! The plants? Mostly real, thankfully! (I have a morbid fascination with artificial plants… they always look so… *sad*, you know?). The *vibe* is real. The cleanliness? Well, that's up to you. They *do* have a cleaning crew. But the magic of the space is undeniable. It feels curated, but also functional. It's Instagrammable. Just don't expect the exact same aesthetic if you're a total mess (like me!). My advice? Embrace the imperfections, take your own photos, and make it your own, perfectly imperfect experience.
Can I actually *do* anything there? Like, what's the point? Is it just to stare at a beige wall and meditate?
Okay, this is the MOST important question. YES! You can *absolutely* do things there. It is not just a place to zen out. You can read, write, paint, have a small yoga session (the space is perfect for that!). You can work remotely, recharge, catch up on your favorite shows (there's decent internet, thankfully). You can sit and stare at a beige wall... if that speaks to you! (No judgement!). The beauty is the flexibility. It's a chance to disconnect from the usual chaos and reconnect with yourself, or with your partner. Or just to have a *really* quiet weekend away from the kids (don't tell them I said that!). It's what *you* make of it. That's the point. It's a blank canvas for your own escape.
Is there parking? Because street parking in Cavite is, well, terrifying.
Parking? YES, thankfully! They have designated parking. It is secure, it is safe, and it does not require you to engage in a battle of wills with three other drivers. Honestly, parking is a HUGE stress factor when traveling in the Philippines and knowing that this basic need is taken care of makes the whole trip more enjoyable. Take a deep breath and just enjoy the peace of mind.
Okay, let's get real. What was the *worst* part? The one thing you'd warn people about to avoid a total travel meltdown?
Alright, fine. Let's spill the tea. I'm a city girl. I’m used to *stuff*. And the MOST difficult part? The occasional *rooster* noise. Yes, really. The rustic charm of the area includes, shall we say, *enthusiastic* avian neighbors. It's not constant, but when it happens, it can be… disruptive, especially if you're hoping for that perfect, undisturbed morning of meditation. Bring earplugs. Trust me. Bring. Earplugs. Or, embrace the chaos. Become one with the rooster. But seriously, earplugs. You've been warned. Consider it an early lesson in embracing the imperfect beauty of the space. It's a small price to pay for the peace. (And honestly, after a few days, I barely noticed it. Mostly.)
Would you go back? Seriously. After all the beige, the roosters, the drive... would you actually *recommend* it?
Absolutely! Without a doubt. Yes, the drive is a thing. Yes, the beige is a choice. Yes, the roosters are a thing. But... the feeling you get when you walk through the door,Stay Collective
