Escape to Paradise: Blue River Hotel, Ho Chi Minh City
Escape to Paradise? More Like, "Escape-to-Maybe-Paradise-with-Wi-Fi," at the Blue River Hotel, Ho Chi Minh City. (A Thoroughly Unprofessional Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the (probably lukewarm) tea on the Blue River Hotel in Ho Chi Minh City. And let me tell you, after navigating the chaotic beauty of Saigon, this place… well, it's an experience. Let's dive in, shall we? Prepare for some serious stream-of-consciousness rambling, complete with my actual, unvarnished opinions.
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Accessibility (Ugh, Let's Get This Over With):
Right, accessibility. This is important, and honestly, Blue River tries. They have elevators, which is a HUGE win in a city where navigating sidewalks feels like an extreme sport. They state "Facilities for disabled guests," but specific details are scarce. We are talking about a country where things aren’t always what they seem, so you will have to check their access, and if it suits your requirements. My take: Check and double-check if accessibility is a major priority. Don’t just assume.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I didn’t see any specific mentions, and navigating a crowded buffet (more on that later) in a wheelchair might be a challenge.
Wheelchair accessible: See above – elevators are good, detailed specifics less so.
Internet Access: The Lifeline (and the Source of My Greatest Frustrations)
Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! YES! Finally, one of the top priorities for me. I’m addicted, I checked this hotel out immediately.
Okay, so, the Wi-Fi is there, and it's mostly reliable. Mostly. There’s nothing worse than the constant buffering, the dropped calls, especially when you're trying to upload photos of your glorious (or disastrous) culinary adventures to the 'gram. Like one night the wifi gave up, and it made me feel like I was in prison. The prison cell had a totally not prison looking room. I can't say I felt free, but I could pretend.
Internet: Definitely present.
Internet [LAN]: Yep, they offer Ethernet, for those of you who still rock a cable (weirdos!).
Internet services: Standard stuff, nothing spectacular.
Wi-Fi in public areas: Solid, but the signal strength varied wildly depending on how close you were to a rogue router that might've mysteriously appeared (or disappeared) overnight.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa-tastic?
Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: This is where the Blue River really tries to shine. The brochure, the website, all paint a picture of blissful relaxation. The pool with a view is the real highlight – it's decent, overlooking the city. Perfect for a sun-soaked Instagram post (if the Wi-Fi cooperates!). The Spa is alright, I went. I wasn't left feeling like I'd experienced a religious awakening or anything. It was clean, and the masseuse was… well, she managed to find all the knots I knew I had, but didn't know where they were.
The Gym/Fitness: I looked in there once. Looked. It was small, and looked a bit… lonely. I'm sure it does its job, but it didn't exactly scream "motivate me!" in that moment.
Cleanliness and Safety: Gotta Love the Anti-Viral Things!
Honestly, this is a big one for me now. After the year we’ve all had.
Anti-viral cleaning products, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol: All good things, and reassuring. They take these measures seriously, which I appreciated. I guess… I'm looking for a place to feel safe.
Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast [buffet]: I'm a sucker for a good buffet breakfast. You will have a buffet, but it's not great. The options didn’t set my foodie heart on fire. Everything was… fine. (I did, however, order room service once, just because I could.
Cashless payment service, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Fine and sensible.
Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Good to know, just in case.
Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice option, especially if you're a germaphobe (or just generally cautious).
Important note: At the time of my stay, there was physical distancing of at least 1 meter enforced.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Let's Talk Food!
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Here's where the Blue River could really level up. There are plenty of options, but the quality is… inconsistent. The poolside bar is a definite plus, perfect for a sunset cocktail. The restaurants provide a pretty standard buffet, but the variety is appreciated. I had a fantastic salad - one time - but I also had a soup that was… well, let's just say it wasn't worth writing home about. The Happy Hour is a nice touch.
Services and Conveniences: The Mundane, But Important
Air conditioning in public area, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace: All the usual suspects. The concierge was very helpful, and the laundry service was a lifesaver (thanks, Saigon humidity!). The elevator was a godsend. The convenience store was a convenience, and the currency exchange, very useful.
For the Kids: Baby-Sitters and Boredom?
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I didn't travel with kids, so I can't vouch for this. However, the hotel seemed geared towards families, with kids' meals available, and they will have a babysitter.
Access: No problems, even though the hotel is a bit out of the way.
CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Security [24-hour]: Felt secure, which is always a plus.
Getting Around: So, About That Airport Transfer…
Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: The airport transfer was smooth, a welcome relief after the madness of clearing customs. The free car park is a bonus.
Available in all rooms: What Your Room's Got
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: The rooms are well-equipped. The blackout curtains were essential for sleeping off the jet lag. The Wi-fi worked as expected. The mini bar was, as always, overpriced. I liked the extra long bed. The slippers and bathrobes were a nice touch.
My Final (Highly Subjective) Verdict:
The Blue River Hotel? It's a solid choice. It’s not perfect, the food isn't amazing, and the Wi-Fi can be temperamental BUT – the location is a bit out of the crazy inner city, it's clean, safe, and
Escape to Aussie Paradise: Jackie Howe Motel Warwick Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into a messy, glorious, and probably slightly disastrous exploration of Ho Chi Minh City, starting right here at the Blue River Hotel. My sanity? Maybe on vacation too. My liver? Prepping for a marathon. Let's go!
The Great Ho Chi Minh City Adventure - (…or, How I Learned to Love the Chaos)
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Quest for Pho
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The Blue River Hotel Ambush. Arrived! Ho Chi Minh City smacked me in the face the moment I stumbled out of Tan Son Nhat Airport. The humidity? A humid hug. The traffic? A symphony of honking I'm pretty sure is a language. Found the Blue River Hotel… eventually. It’s…clean. A bit sterile, truth be told. But the AC is blasting, and that's a win after the airport hellscape. Checked in, crashed on the bed, and promptly entered a jet-lag coma.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Wake Up Call… Literally and Figuratively. Dragged myself out of bed. Felt like I'd been run over by a motorbike (foreshadowing?). Time to attack this jet lag head on…with caffeine. Scoured the hotel for coffee and found the hotel cafe. The coffee… let's just say it tasted like a strong, bitter hug. But hey, at least it woke me up.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Pho-nomenal Failure (and Redemption). The mission: find authentic pho. Followed a Google Maps pin to a place that promised "the best pho in the city." Arrived to find…a street vendor with a long queue. Okay, challenge accepted! Queue etiquette? Non-existent. Got shoved, bumped, and nearly tripped over two rogue chickens. Finally got to the front, ordered, and then…realized I'd forgotten how to use chopsticks. Spent ten minutes flailing, pho splashing everywhere. It was a disaster. But the pho? Incredible. Savory broth, tender noodles, perfectly cooked beef. Worth the humiliation. I'm pretty sure the elderly woman next to me was laughing, but she also passed me a napkin. Bless her heart.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Lost in Translation (and a Street Market). Wanderings! Got gloriously lost, wandered through a bustling market overflowing with exotic fruits, strange meats (I think I saw a whole… roasted… something?), and vendors selling everything from silk scarves to knock-off designer handbags. Tried to haggle for a mango. Failed miserably. Paid the “tourist price.” Oh well. At least the mango was delicious. My internal monologue? "I'm going to be broke by the end of this trip."
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: The War Remnants Museum - A Gut Punch. This was…heavy. The War Remnants Museum. Powerful, heartbreaking, and a stark reminder of the horrors of war. The photos… they stay with you. I needed some air after. And a drink. A big one.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Rooftop Bar and the Traffic Ballet. Found a rooftop bar with a view (a gorgeous view). Sucked down a Saigon Special (beer) overlooking the city. The traffic below? A mesmerizing ballet of motorbikes weaving through the chaos. Amazing. I swear, they all have some sort of sixth sense.
8:00 PM - Late: Dinner Disaster and Early Bed. Dinner…wasn't great. Found a recommended restaurant, but the food was bland, and I managed to spill something on my shirt. Gave up. Retired to the hotel. Jet lag is claiming its revenge. Sleep. Need sleep.
Day 2: History, Hidden Temples, and Motorcycle Mayhem
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast and… Motorbike Anxiety. Breakfast at the hotel. Actually, the hotel buffet’s alright . Planning on a motorbike tour today, but suddenly I’m second-guessing this plan. I mean, I'm clumsy and have no sense of direction. What could possibly go wrong? (Don't answer that).
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Cu Chi Tunnels - Claustrophobia Activated. Booked a tour. The Cu Chi Tunnels. Crawling through those tunnels was…intense. Dark, cramped, and gave my inner claustrophobe a panic attack. But it was also an incredible glimpse into the ingenuity and resilience of the Vietnamese people. The propaganda? A little much, to be honest. But still… pretty amazing to witness even if I nearly panicked about getting wedged into those tunnels.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and a Bit of a Breakdown (of the Delicious Kind). Back in the city, starving. Found a little local place. The aroma of grilled pork wafted on the air, and I almost didn’t care that I was sitting on a tiny plastic stool next to a bustling street. The food? Phenomenal. Light, flavorful, and so fresh. I almost cried from happiness. I think the heat got to me.
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Reunification Palace - Cold, Calculating, and Creepy. Back to historical sites. The Reunification Palace was interesting, but let’s talk about the vibe. It was… strangely cold. And a bit creepy, to be honest. Like, I felt like I was being watched. I half expected a ghost in a suit to pop out and offer me a tour.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Searching for the best Banh Mi. The mission: find the best Banh Mi. The quest took a turn - I was lead on a merry chase by taxi drivers and I was utterly lost. I was also starving. So, I just picked a random place. Found a street vendor that was a little run down and the best damn Banh Mi I've ever had. The meat was perfectly cooked, the bread was crusty, the veggies were so fresh.
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Lost Again. I'm starting to think I have a gift for getting lost. Wandered around. Found some cool street art. Ended up at a hidden Buddhist temple. It was a peaceful oasis in the midst of the chaos. Smelled like incense and hope.
7:00 PM - Late: Dinner and Early Night… Again. Dinner was okay. Nothing to write home about. Exhausted. Bed now. I need my beauty sleep for the next day’s… well, who knows? Maybe I'll try to learn some Vietnamese. Probably not.
Day 3: Water Puppets, Tailors, and Goodbye (For Now)
8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast and a Last-Minute Panic. Breakfast buffet. Feeling a little less like death warmed over. Suddenly, I’m realizing how quickly this trip is going. My last day already? Oh, the pressure to cram in ALL THE THINGS. panic.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Water Puppet Theatre - Whimsical Delight. The Water Puppet Theatre. Touristy, sure. But also absolutely enchanting. The puppetry was amazing. The music was…unique. I loved it. Such a break from the noise and bustle of the city. The perfect tonic for my stress.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Suit Shopping. I decided I needed a tailor. Walked around. Browsed. Got overwhelmed. Chose the first one that seemed ok. Negotiated something. Now I'm waiting for the measurement.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Suit Fittings and Haggling.. Suit fittings and haggling. The suit itself is… starting to look like something. Then, in a turn of events, I realized that the suit I had ordered was not the suit I had wanted. More negotiation and some more bargaining.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Last-Minute Souvenir Quest and Meltdown. Souvenirs, of course. Found a shop selling amazing coffee. Bought way too much. Then, more walking. Then, totally overwhelmed. Had a brief, panicked moment of crying in a random alleyway. Regrouped. Bought a postcard.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Final Dinner: The Goodbye Pho. One last pho, of course. This time, I knew the drill. Chopsticks success! A good bowl of pho is like a hug, right?
8:00 PM - Late Night: Packing and Departure. Packing. Sigh. This trip was a whirlwind of chaos, beauty, exhaustion, and incredible food. Ho Chi Minh City, you've broken me in the best way. One last Saigon beer at the hotel bar. Leaving tomorrow. Already planning my return. Goodbye (for now), Saigon! The memories? Sticking around, for sure.
Okay, straight up. Is this place *actually* paradise, or just a cleverly worded marketing tactic?
Paradise? Honey, let's just say my definition of paradise might be slightly... less demanding than a glossy brochure. It's not the Garden of Eden, okay? BUT, and this is a big but (pun intended, because hey, Vietnam!), it's a decent escape hatch from the chaos of Ho Chi Minh City. The hotel itself? Clean-ish. The staff? Mostly lovely, even when I nearly set off the fire alarm trying to microwave a banh mi at 3 AM (don't ask). So, paradise-adjacent? Maybe. Paradise for a budget traveler with a penchant for late-night snacking? Absolutely.
What's the deal with the location? Is it truly "escape-worthy"?
Location, location, location! Blue River Hotel is in District 1, which is… well, it's *in* the thick of it. You are not escaping the city. Let's be real, the city is right there. The glorious, honking, motorbike-infested city. But! It's also within walking distance of some really cool markets (Ben Thanh Market, which will rob you blind – I mean, the *vibes*) and the Saigon River, which is prettier than it sounds. It's a bit of a walk to some of the major sights, but hey, think of it as built-in exercise to burn off all the delicious street food you'll be devouring. And trust me, you will be devouring street food. I went through a whole existential crisis trying to figure out the best pho spot. I now have a shrine to pho.
The rooms... Spill the tea. Are they as glamorous as the website suggests?
Glamorous? (Deep sigh that's actually more of a groan). Let's be honest, the website photos are probably professionally lit and heavily filtered. My room? It was... fine. Clean-ish, as I mentioned. The air conditioning worked, a lifesaver in the Saigon humidity. The bed? Somewhat comfortable, after I rearranged the lumpy pillows. But, I'm not going to lie, that tiny, window less room felt claustrophobic at first! But after a day of pounding the pavement, it honestly didn't matter because, sleep. Pure blissful sleep. My advice? Don’t get too hung up on the aesthetics. You're in Vietnam, not a five-star resort! Just breathe.
I've heard stories about breakfast. What's the breakfast situation?
The breakfast… ah, the breakfast. It's included, which is fantastic for the budget, don't get me wrong. It's a buffet, and, well, let's just say it's not the reason you go to Vietnam. It leans heavily towards the "Western" side, like, toast with questionable spreads. The fruit was… iffy sometimes. I saw some bananas looking at me with a judging stare. But, and here's the kicker: they sometimes had pho. And when they had pho, it was my mission to consume as much of it as humanly possible. It saved my sanity. Oh, and the coffee? Strong. *Very* strong. Be warned.
The staff? Helpful? Annoying? Somewhere in between?
The staff were generally lovely. Really, truly lovely. I had one moment where I was having a full-blown meltdown because my suitcase's zipper exploded, but they were SO patient and helpful. They found me a sewing kit, and they offered me tea and sympathy. They speak English well enough to understand your desperate pleas for help (and to understand your occasional need for a very, very strong coffee at 7 AM). They are definitely a highlight and make up for any shortcomings the hotel might have. Pro-tip: learn a few basic Vietnamese phrases. It goes a long way. And a smile? Always works wonders.
Any hidden gems or unexpected perks?
Okay, here's the hidden gem: the rooftop pool. It's small, kinda crowded at times (especially during Instagram-posing hour), but it's a lifesaver after a day of exploring. Also, there's a little convenience store right around the corner. Perfect for late-night snack runs (that banh mi I mentioned? Yeah). It's the little things. Also, the air conditioning in the room worked. That's a perk in itself.
Did you experience any major disasters while you were there? Give us the full story.
Disasters? Oh honey, Vietnam and I had a *very* close relationship with the word 'disaster'. Nothing huge, thankfully, but I did manage to lock myself out of my room at 2 AM wearing only a t-shirt and pajama shorts (luckily no one saw me wandering the hall trying to call to the front desk). The most memorable time? That banh mi incident. I'd gotten takeout, decided to warm half of it, and… well, let's just say the microwave wasn't designed for peak-hour banh mi heating efficiency. Smoke. Fire alarm. The panicked hotel staff. Me, mortified, standing there with a slightly burnt, but still delicious, banh mi. The worst part? The other guests' reactions. I did my best to laugh it off once the alarm stopped, but the looks of pure 'what-even-is-she-doing?' followed me all the way to checkout. But, hey, it's all part of the adventure!
Would you recommend the Blue River Hotel? Be honest.
Okay, here's the deal: If you're looking for absolute luxury, absolute silence, and a perfectly curated experience, then no. Go spend a fortune somewhere else. But! If you're a budget traveler, a solo adventurer, or someone who doesn't mind a little grit and a whole lot of character, then yes. Absolutely yes. Blue River Hotel is not perfect. It’s a little rough around the edges. But it's clean, it’s functional, the staff is great, and it serves as a perfectly acceptable basecamp for exploring the glorious, chaotic, and utterly unforgettable city of Ho Chi Minh. I’d stay there again. I just would probably learn how to microwave my food beforehand this time.
