Escape to Paradise: Tamalpais Motel's San Francisco Oasis Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Tamalpais Motel - My San Francisco Oasis? Maybe. (A Totally Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just spent a week at the Tamalpais Motel, and I'm here to spill the tea. Forget those flawlessly curated travel blogs – this is real life, people. And sometimes, real life at a motel involves a rogue rogue-ish shower head and the lingering scent of… well, let's just say "cleaner."
Accessibility: The Ups and Downs of Getting Around
First things first: Accessibility. Kudos to the Tamalpais for trying. They have facilities for disabled guests, which is a major plus. There's an elevator, which is essential. However, navigating the property as someone with mobility issues? It's a mixed bag. Some areas felt perfectly accessible; others… let's just say I wished I'd brought my mountain goat. The exterior corridors offer easy access to the rooms, which is a good start. I didn't personally utilize them, but I saw some options for wheelchair accessibility.
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe, or Just Sanitized?
The pandemic has made everyone a cleanliness snob, myself included. The Tamalpais gets it. They're hitting all the buzzwords: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere (bless!!), and Rooms sanitized between stays. They even have that Hygiene certification sticker plastered on the front, which, let's be honest, gives you a tiny bit of peace of mind. They also seem to have professional-grade sanitizing services.
The Staff trained in safety protocol, so you know they're not just winging it. Plus, they have a Doctor/nurse on call – a definite comfort for the worriers among us. They also have all the usual stuff: Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, and CCTV outside property; all the good stuff.
Okay, I'll be brave. I'm gonna give my honest opinion. I’m not sure that ALL the surfaces are as disinfected as I would like. I'm not saying there are any problems, but I'm saying there's no way of knowing for sure how effective any of these practices actually are. I mean, what is the definition of clean, anyway? I could be overthinking this, but it's there.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the San Francisco Adventure (or Lack Thereof)
The restaurants, plural, are a bit of a letdown. There's no onsite accessible restaurants / lounges, which is a bummer. The only option is room service [24-hour], which saved me a couple of times. The options, well, let's just say my tastebuds weren’t exactly doing cartwheels.
There is a Coffee shop, which is helpful. I was able to order a Bottle of water there. They do have a Snack bar. This is fine, I guess. The Poolside bar is a nice touch, and if they offered Happy hour, people would love it.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Here's where the Tamalpais actually shines, like a slightly tarnished gold lamé jacket. The Concierge was genuinely helpful. They helped me a few times with some crazy requests. I'm talking “Can you really get me a signed album from a band that broke up in 1987?” levels of crazy. And they delivered!
They offer Daily housekeeping, which is a must, and Laundry service, which is a lifesaver when you’re traveling and sweating through your sightseeing outfits. The Contactless check-in/out (thanks, pandemic!) was super efficient. The Gift/souvenir shop is a nice touch, especially if you forgot to buy that "I Love San Francisco" snow globe.
For the Kids: Family Friendliness (and Babysitters?)
I didn't have a brood with me, so I only peripherally noticed the kid amenities. They mention Family/child friendly and offer Babysitting service. Whether it is a good service, I couldn’t possibly say. Their Kids meal is available.
Things to Do: Relaxing and Unwinding (Or Trying To)
Spa/sauna is there, which is great. Plus, a Steamroom, and a Swimming pool, which I love. The Pool with view is fantastic. I'm not sure how the view is on your room, but from the pool, it is fantastic.
Available in all rooms: the good stuff!
The most important thing: Wi-Fi [free]!
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (Or Not?)
Now, the rooms. Ah, the rooms. They are non-smoking, thankfully. My room (a non-smoking room) had Air conditioning, which I worshipped during the unusually balmy San Francisco heatwave. It had a Refrigerator, which is a godsend for lukewarm water and emergency chocolate. There was a Coffee/tea maker, which is a non-negotiable. A desk and laptop workspace. The Bed was generally comfy, though be warned: they have Extra long bed. (This is a good thing!)
But, and there's always a "but," isn't there? The shower. Oh, the shower. It was one of those old-school ones with a shower head that seemed to have a mind of its own. You know, the kind that squirts water in every direction except where you want it? It had a separate shower/bathtub, which is nice. It also offered a bathtub.
Overall Impression
The Tamalpais Motel is a decent option. It's not perfect, and it probably has its imperfections. But it offers a good balance of amenities, convenience, and affordability. It's probably very accessible with all the services they offer. The staff is generally friendly and helpful, and the location is convenient. If you are booking, I guess this place is totally fine.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups. We're going to try and conquer the legend that is San Francisco, with Tamalpais Motel as our (maybe slightly questionable) base. I'm already picturing the faded wallpaper and the questionable continental breakfast. Don't judge me, I'm on a budget! So, here's my… attempt at a travel itinerary. Prepare yourselves for the glorious mess.
Day 1: Arrival and the Promise (and Peril) of Fisherman's Wharf
Morning (ish, because let's be real, jet lag is a beast): Fly into SFO. Pray to the travel gods my luggage isn't lost. Actually, let's be honest, this is a solid 50/50 chance. I land, grab a rental car (automatic, please! Manual transmissions give me hives), and navigate the frankly terrifying freeway to Tamalpais Motel. Hopefully the parking situation isn't a complete disaster. And pray the bed isn't too springy. My back is already screaming in anticipation.
Afternoon: Fisherman's Wharf – Tourist Hell (and Maybe a Little Delight?): Okay, first impressions? Fisherman's Wharf. It's… a sensory overload. The noise! The crowds! The smell of… well, a mix of fresh seafood and questionable "tourist trinkets." I'll aim for Pier 39 to see the sea lions, because come on, they're cute. Anecdote - Last time I tried to take a picture of a sea lion, some jerk zoomed right in front of me, blocking my shot. Grrr. Then, if I can, I'll grab some clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl (because, cliché, and I love it!). Then I will definitely be searching for a restroom, because, let's be honest, tourist towns are always an adventure to find.
Evening: Trying to find a decent, not-too-expensive dinner spot. Maybe a little less touristy? Maybe. Probably not. It's my first night, and I will probably be exhausted from all the sensory overload. I'm prepared to collapse in a heap back at the motel. Might watch some terrible late-night TV. Embrace the mediocrity.
Day 2: Golden Gate and Golden State of Mind (Hopefully)
Morning: Wake up. Survive the Motel's "continental breakfast." It's time to face the behemoth: the Golden Gate Bridge. Drive across it. Marvel at its supposed beauty. *Opinion -I fully expect to be disappointed because the bridges don't seem *that* awesome in pictures, but I will pretend to be impressed.* Take a million photos. Then, drive to Sausalito, because, apparently, it's a thing to do.
Afternoon: Sausalito – More Tourists, More Views: Walk around Sausalito. Pretend to be sophisticated. Quirky Observation: I bet the locals roll their eyes at us tourists. And honestly, I don't blame them, I get annoyed with myself sometimes. Maybe have a gelato. Try not to get pickpocketed. Definitely, take pictures.
Evening: Seeking Culture (and a Stiff Drink): Head back to San Francisco. Try to experience some of the city's art scene. Maybe a museum? (Google Maps better find me a spot, and I better have good parking luck) Or, if the artistic muse abandons me, find a bar. Somewhere with character. Somewhere with a good, strong cocktail. Emotional reaction - I REALLY NEED A STRONG DRINK after this and probably the next few days!
Day 3: Painted Ladies, Lombard Street, and a Possible Breakdown
Morning: Explore the iconic Victorian houses – the "Painted Ladies." Messy Structure - Okay, I've seen a million pictures. I'm excited, but also, the pressure is on to see what they look like in person, and will I be overwhelmed? What if they're just…houses? Head to Lombard Street. Prepare for the crowds. *Stream-of-consciousness - "The Crookedest Street" - yeah, right! More like *the-most-traffic-jammed-street-in-San-Francisco. But I'll play the part, snap some pics, and get it over with.
Afternoon: Food, Glorious Food (and Possible Emotional Collapse): Time to eat. San Francisco is about food, right? Head to a particular neighborhood. I'm wavering: Chinatown? The Mission District for some tacos? Ferry Building? Opinionated Language - OH GOD, the choices! My head is spinning and I am panicking! I can't handle the culinary pressure! I'll try to actually make a good choice. I might actually have some tears.
Evening: The truth is, I have no plan for the evening. The past few days have been rough! Maybe I'll just order some pizza and watch TV in my motel room. Exhaustion is setting in, or worse, maybe it's just my mood. Emotional Reaction - If the TV doesn't work, I might completely lose it. I'm not even going to try to organize this day any further. I'll take it as it comes, and I'll survive.
Day 4: Alcatraz, Giants, and the Final Escape (or So I Hope)
Morning: Book a tour of Alcatraz. This is a MUST-DO. Doubling down- The prison has amazing history. Plus, I have to be on the boat! I am excited, which probably means something bad is going to happen.
Afternoon: If there’s time, check some sports store, and maybe get a Giants jersey. Anecdote - My biggest fear is that it will be sold out or just not my size or whatever. I might just go back to the motel early, if it’s a bad day.
Evening: Pack. Prep for the flight home. Maybe grab a last burrito. Good or bad - I have really enjoyed the burritos, but I'm not sure I could go back to one for months. Say farewell to the city. Vow to come back someday. Or maybe not. We'll see if I'm not traumatized.
Day 5: Departure - (Hopefully) Home Sweet Home!
- Morning: Wake up. Check out of the Tamalpais Motel. Drive back to SFO. Pray the plane doesn't get delayed. Pray my luggage makes it this time. Pray for sanity, and maybe, just maybe, for a decent cup of coffee on the way home.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary? More of a suggestion, really. Life happens. San Francisco happens. I'll probably get lost, eat too much, and have to fight for parking. And let's be honest; the Tamalpais Motel will probably be memorable for all the wrong reasons. But hey, that's the fun, right? (Right?) Wish me luck. I'm going to need it!
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So, what *is* the Tamalpais Motel, anyway? Sounds...fancy.
Is it near the "sights"? Because, you know, tourist stuff.
What's parking like? San Francisco parking is a nightmare, I've heard.
Are the rooms...clean? I have standards. (And allergies.)
Breakfast? Is there breakfast? Because I need coffee. And carbs.
What's the vibe like? Is it romantic? Family-friendly? Just...weird? (Be honest.)
Okay, spill. What was your absolute favorite part?
