Sheraton Bloomington: Your Dream Bloomington, MN Getaway Awaits!
Sheraton Bloomington: My Bloomington, MN Getaway - And Let Me Tell You, It Was… An Experience. (A Review)
Alright, let's be real. Planning a trip can be a straight-up logistical nightmare. Flights, car rentals, figuring out what to even do… It's enough to make you want to stay permanently glued to your couch. But, because I'm (apparently) a glutton for punishment and/or adventure, I booked a stay at the Sheraton Bloomington, hoping for a smooth, stress-free experience. Did I get it? Well… let's dive in.
First Impressions & Location, Location, Location… (and the Accessibility Angle)
The Sheraton Bloomington… it's… there. Okay, that's a bit harsh. It's a solid, if not terribly breathtaking, building. Location-wise, it's pretty darn convenient. Right smack-dab in the middle of Bloomington, which, let's face it, is strategically brilliant if you're planning on hitting up the Mall of America (which, let's be honest, is probably the real reason most people go). And for someone like me, a complete accessibility nut, the location’s proximity to… stuff… was amazing.
Now, accessibility. This is where my inner critic starts to purr (and sometimes hiss). I'm happy to report, the Sheraton Bloomington seems to genuinely get the accessibility thing. The website itself was fairly clear and honest about the features available, and upon arrival, I found wide hallways, elevators (essential!), and rooms designed for guests with mobility issues. They also have a decent amount of accessible seating in their restaurants. A big thumbs up from this picky reviewer.
Rambling About Rooms, Wi-Fi, and Staying Connected… (and Sanity)
Okay, the room itself. Clean. Comfortable. Standard hotel room fare. Didn’t exactly blow my socks off with its design, but hey, I wasn't expecting a design masterpiece. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a lifesaver. Because, let’s face it, in this day and age, if you can’t stream your favorite guilty pleasure shows while simultaneously ordering room service, are you even really on vacation? (Asking for a friend… mostly me.) And the fact that they had Internet access – LAN was a nice throwback to simpler times. I'm not sure many people still use it, but hey, options are good, right?
The room included all the essentials, like air conditioning, blackout curtains (thank goodness!), a coffee/tea maker (needed!), and a mini bar (tempting, but I’m trying to be good). It was also soundproof, which was fantastic considering I was (and sometimes still am) recovering from the trauma of my last hotel stay, where I could hear every single one of my neighbors' conversations (and, let's be honest, probably theirs too).
I will say, during my stay I did notice an annoying issue with… well, the bathroom. The water pressure was pathetic. Like, “barely a trickle” pathetic. Not ideal when you're trying to rinse off the grime of a day spent… doing things.
Food, Glorious Food… and the Constant Question of “Is it Open?”
The Sheraton Bloomington boasts a few dining options. There's a restaurant, a bar, a coffee shop, and a poolside bar (which, sadly, wasn't open during my visit, despite the beautiful weather!). They also provide room service [24-hour], which, let me tell you, is a godsend when you’re feeling utterly and completely lazy (which was most of the time). The Asian breakfast was really quite good, and I enjoyed my breakfast [buffet] .
Now, the biggest hurdle was actually finding what was open when. Seems every single time I was hungry, I'd have to play detective just to track down some food. The hours were a little… fluid.
Relaxation, Recreation, and Trying to Remember Why I Booked This Trip in the First Place…
Okay, this is where the Sheraton truly shines. The Fitness center was well-equipped, and they had a swimming pool [outdoor] and a spa. The Pool with a view was a major plus.
I decided to treat myself to a massage. I walked into the spa at 11:00 one morning expecting immediate relaxation, and… well, let’s just say the spa hours were a bit… flexible. I was on pins and needles until I finally found somebody who could help me. The massage itself was… heavenly. One blissful hour later, I felt like a new person. The masseuse actually managed to melt away months of stress that was probably weighing me down. After my massage, I spent some time in the sauna and steamroom. It was pure bliss.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Ever-Present Ghost of COVID-19
I'm not going to lie, the world feels a little… different these days. And the Sheraton Bloomington was definitely taking precautions. Lots of hand sanitizer around. Daily disinfection in common areas. Staff trained in safety protocol. And they had room sanitization opt-out available. The whole thing was pretty reassuring, actually.
The Bottom Line: Would I Go Back?
Look, the Sheraton Bloomington isn’t perfect. It has its quirks, its moments of minor frustration. But ultimately, it delivered on its promise of a comfortable and convenient stay. The accessible features were genuinely impressive, the staff were friendly, and the spa was an absolute highlight. So, yeah, I'd probably go back. Especially now that I know the secret to scoring a massage… and ordering room service on a whim. It’s not the flashiest hotel in the world, but it's a solid, dependable choice. Just… maybe double-check those restaurant hours before you get too hungry.
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Sheraton Bloomington: A Messy, Opinionated Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Room Gamble
- 1:00 PM: Land at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport (MSP). Seriously, MSP, I always picture a massive, slightly grumpy moose checking passports. Anyway, let's hope my luggage actually makes it this time. Last time, I spent three days in Toronto wearing the same questionable travel outfit.
- 1:45 PM: Arrive at the Sheraton Bloomington. And the first impression? Well, the lobby is… lobbies. You know? Big, usually with some weird art. Hoping for a good 'vibe'. Fingers crossed for a kind front desk person, because after a flight, I can be a walking grump.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Check-in. The Crucial Moment. You know, the room. I'm hoping for a view that isn't just the parking lot. Pray for a decent bed, people. Seriously. Bad hotel beds are a personal affront.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Unpack (or chuck belongings onto a bed, take a deep breath, and then… unpack, maybe). Reconnaissance! Find the ice machine. Assess the bathroom situation. You know, the important stuff. Then, a silent prayer that the mini-bar doesn't offer me any unnecessary temptations.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Great Room Gamble. Okay, the hotel website said something vague about a "Great Room". Is it great? Does it have a bar? Does it serve decent snacks? This is where my mood will really hinge. If it has a decent happy hour, we're golden. If it's sad and empty… well, there's always UberEats, right? I hope it's not a sad, empty space, I am already picturing myself with a glass of wine.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Rest and Recharge. Let's be real: I’m probably going to need a nap. Travel is exhausting.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel's Restaurant. Oh, the anticipation.. Will the food be decent? Overpriced? The kind of thing best forgotten? If it's good, and I mean really good, this hotel could win me over. If not, well, at least there's a bar nearby, right? (See a pattern here?)
- 8:00 PM: Netflix and Chill. (Alone)
Day 2: Mall of America Madness and Maybe a Breakdown (in a Good Way)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast (hopefully at the hotel). Okay, this is where I can go wrong. I will be there. But will the eggs be decent? Will I have to deal with the breakfast buffet? Oh, the horror!
- 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM: The Mall of America. Okay, this is the big one, the reason I'm even here. Prepare for sensory overload. The sheer size of this place is insane. I'm going to get lost. I'm going to buy things I don't need. I'm probably going to eat a deep-fried something-or-other. And honestly? I can't wait.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the Mall. Decide between something healthy or something purely indulgent. Pro tip: Don't be that person who spends the whole lunch just taking pictures of their food.
- 2:00 PM: Try to navigate the mall again. I'll need a map. Probably.
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Escape the Mall. Breathe fresh air. Consider my life choices.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at one of Bloomington's Restaurants. Explore my options. (Maybe I will return to the hotel, maybe not)
- 8:00 PM: Maybe the hotel pool or gym (if I'm feeling ambitious). I'll probably opt for more Netflix.
Deeper Dive: The Mall of America Rollercoaster
Okay, let's talk about the Mall of America. It's not just a mall, it's an experience. You walk in, and it's immediate: the noise, the lights, the people, the sheer… bigness of it all. There's something almost surreal about it. I swear, I’m going to feel like I’ve teleported myself into this mall.
And the Nickelodeon Universe? Forget about it, I'm going to probably get on a rollercoaster and scream like a little kid. I actually think I need to leave the hotel early just to experience everything I need to.
And the stores… the stores! I'm hoping to find some forgotten treasure. But, let's be real, I'm probably going to buy another pair of shoes I don't need. It's the Mall of America, not a place of thrift or restraint.
The biggest thrill? The sheer, chaotic energy of it all. It’s overwhelming, and completely, utterly exhilarating. I'm already picturing myself wandering around feeling completely lost, but also completely happy. I need to remember to drink water. And maybe bring a snack.
Day 3: Departure and Existential Musings
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in (hopefully). Or not. Who knows. It's vacation, baby!
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast (or brunch, depending on how well I sleep). Do I eat at the hotel? Do I try something new? More decisions.
- 11:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping (probably something ridiculously touristy).
- 12:00 PM: Check out. Did I enjoy my stay? Don't know, yet.
- 1:00 PM: Head to the airport and fly away from here.
Final Thoughts (probably at the airport, waiting for my flight):
Look, I'm no travel expert. I'm just a human, hoping for a decent hotel room, a good meal, and a little bit of fun. This Sheraton Bloomington trip… well, it could be a disaster. Or it could be amazing. Either way, I've learned one thing: Expect the unexpected. And pack snacks. And hope for a decent bed. The bed is crucial.
Wish me luck.
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Alright, alright, let's just rip the Band-Aid off. Imagine... (I'm already losing you, aren't I?) ... imagine *[insert the topic here - the specific thing we're talking about, e.g., learning to play the ukulele, finally conquering sourdough bread, surviving a zombie apocalypse... let's go with "learning to code"]*. Basically, it's using words, symbols, and other gibberish to tell a computer what to do. Think of it like speaking a different language. You're giving these metal and plastic boxes instructions. You're not actually *building* anything, like a proper human, but you're "telling" it how to be built. Okay, that analogy's already falling apart... but you get the gist. It's about control! (Unless the code messes up, and then it's all YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, COMPUTER!)
2. Why on EARTH would anyone WANT to do this? Is it all basement-dwelling nerds and mountain of empty pizza boxes?
Okay, look. Yes. Sometimes. But not ALWAYS. I've met plenty of... *enthusiastic* individuals in the coding world. But seriously, the reasons are endless. Think about it: you could build the next Facebook (maybe not, Zuckerberg will make you cry), an app that reminds you you're probably forgetting something important (me), or just a website to display your collection of cat photos (that's actually tempting). For me? I needed to learn enough to... well, I don't even remember. It's like when you start lifting weights just so you can unlock the "bigger guns" achievement. The initial goal fades quickly... and then it all becomes your whole life! (Just kidding... mostly.) Also, let's be real, the job market's on fire. Coding skills can make you employable. Or, you know, make you unemployable if you go completely bonkers with it. It's a gamble – but think of the memes!
3. Alright, I’m *considering* it. What are the biggest, most epic, most soul-crushing mistakes to avoid? (Like, the stuff that makes you want to chuck your keyboard at the wall)
Oh, honey, this is where I shine! Prepare yourself. Mistake number one: trying to learn *everything* at once. It's like chugging a gallon of coffee and then being *shocked* when you can't sleep for three days. You'll find your code gets even messier the more you learn, and you'll just... forget everything. Mistake number two: copying and pasting code blindly without understanding it. I did that once! I spent literally a day trying to figure out why a simple animation wasn't working, only to realize I'd pasted the wrong piece of code from some guy's random blog post. Then, I deleted the code and I threw the computer out of the window- I was so angry. My favorite mistake: never debugging. Like, NEVER. You just *hope* things will magically work. They won't. I have never had a pleasant experience debugging a code. Mistake number three: thinking you have to be a genius. You don't. Perseverance, my friend, that's the secret sauce. And a LOT of caffeine.
4. What language should a person start with?
Everyone will tell you something different. I would say, you should pick a language that you find fun! For instance, I started with Python. It's pretty forgiving, because your code will not break, you'll break, and you'll feel like you're doing something when you are not.
5. Okay, I'm in. Where do I even *start*? Any resources that won't send me spiraling into existential dread?
Oh, boy. The internet is a minefield of tutorials. My advice? Start small. Like, REALLY small. Try Codecademy (I like the free version, because, well, broke). Or freeCodeCamp, but beware, that one is an actual commitment and it's intimidating. Even YouTube has decent tutorials. Just find something that clicks with your learning style. And the *most* important thing? Google. Become a Google ninja. You'll spend more time googling errors than actually "coding". Welcome to the club! We have coffee, tears and an overwhelming sense of "what have I done?"
6. Is there a "best" way to learn? Like, a magical shortcut to coding nirvana?
Haha...shortcut. That's funny. Look, the "best" way is the way that *works* for YOU. Some people thrive on structured courses. Others learn by diving headfirst into a project and just flailing until they figure it out. I'm a flailer. The most important thing is consistency. Even if it's just 30 minutes a day, dedicate that time to coding. And be patient. You will struggle. You will want to quit. You will spend hours staring at a screen, wondering where it all went wrong. But then, *poof*, suddenly something clicks, and you feel like a coding wizard (until the next bug hits!).
7. What about these "bootcamps"? Are they worth it? $$$
Ugh, bootcamps. Okay, here's the deal. They're intense. They're expensive. And the results? Vary wildly. Some people swear by them, saying they were life-changing. Others feel ripped off. It depends on the bootcamp, your learning style, your dedication, and what you want. If you're looking for a fast-track into a new career, they can be great (provided you have the time and money!) if you're looking for a long break because life has been too hard. But they're not a magic bullet. You'll still need to put in serious work. Do your research, read reviews (and I mean, *really* read them), and ask yourself if you can handle the pressure cooker environment. For me? I'd rather eat ramen for six months and learn at my own pace. But that's just me.
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